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PortHudsonPlaya
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Common plant baw complaints
There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant at some in our lives. The smart ones, like myself, learned quickly to get the hell out. During our time there were unique consistencies in that environment that will never change. We see they’re still alive and well every time we run into a plant baw:

- Everyone works for someone who is a complete idiot. How is it that everyone’s boss doesn’t know shit?

- anyone who ever got a promotion or tried to go above and beyond is labeled a suck ass.

- engineers design it, and the baws fix it. Engineers don’t know shite.

I was reminded of these points today by my brother in law.

Which ones you got, OT? GO!!!!!!!
This post was edited on 4/9 at 12:51 pm


jimbeam
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re: Common plant baw complaints
Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field


sweetwaterbilly
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Sumner County, TN
Member since Mar 2017
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant


The troll is strong with this one. No.. I sure have not. And I'd guess most people on the OT have not either. But you keep raking in that dough my man!


SEClint
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New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
28716 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
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There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant at some in our lives.


Or worked with plants.


Oilfieldbiology
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re: Common plant baw complaints
Pig nosed safety mother frickers don’t know shit


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LSUballs
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Member since Feb 2008
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field




We ain’t building this sumbitch on paper. We building it in the real world.


TDsngumbo
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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Or worked with plants.



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ellishughtiger
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re: Common plant baw complaints
We get it, you’re a pompous windbag and better than any of the middle of the road plant baw schmuck. Remember though, you’re still from Port Hudson and your wife cheats on you.


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Janky
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Member since Jun 2011
29023 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
Ima bout to drag up on this sumbitch.


LSUballs
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RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
32029 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
Me too. I got draggin fever.


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upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
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Member since Mar 2013
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re: Common plant baw complaints
Operators have disdain for everyone that ain't operatin', especially contractors


LSUballs
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Member since Feb 2008
32029 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
Anybody got any good shithouse poetry? One of my favorites:

Please don’t throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.


keakar
Member since Jan 2017
11228 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
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Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field


as a neutral unbiased 3rd party witness to many turn arounds and new construction expansion projects i have to side with the contractors here.

it was a constant form of amusement as engineers insisted shite works only to be forced to come outside their a/c offices and see the shite in fact DOES NOT WORK AS DRAWN ON THE BLUEPRINTS then the contractors had to explain the only way it could be made to work, then the engineer goes back to his office and changes the plans to how the contractors showed him to do it, then the engineer gets all the credit for figuring out how to make it work.
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fallguy_1978
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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Ima bout to drag up on this sumbitch.

Two week notice? Shit, I'll give him a 2 day notice as in I'm dragging this motherfricker up to-day


fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
90791 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
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- engineers design it, and the baws fix it. Engineers don’t know shite.


This is true. Engineers don’t make things easy to fix and don’t make the things that get fixed most often easy to work on


upgrayedd
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re: Common plant baw complaints
Saw an arrow pointing down above the shitter with "Mexican baby deposit" written above it


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Janky
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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it was a constant form of amusement as engineers insisted shite works only to be forced to come outside their a/c offices and see the shite in fact DOES NOT WORK AS DRAWN ON THE BLUEPRINTS then the contractors had to explain the only way it could be made to work, then the engineer goes back to his office and changes the plans to how the contractors showed him to do it, then the engineer gets all the credit for figuring out how to make it work.


Written like a hired hand.


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eScott
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re: Common plant baw complaints
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Common plant baw complaints


I've never worked in a plant, but I can imagine "if I don't get more overtime I'm going to have to sell my truck" is a common complaint


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el Gaucho
Southern Fan
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Member since Dec 2010
40983 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
The pignose keeps telling me to check gauges when I can put my hand on the pipe and know the psi I been doing this so long


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VolsOut4Harambe
Tennessee Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
3628 posts

re: Common plant baw complaints
I watered my backyard plants today. Could've been me.


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