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Common plant baw complaints
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:50 pm
There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant at some in our lives. The smart ones, like myself, learned quickly to get the hell out. During our time there were unique consistencies in that environment that will never change. We see they’re still alive and well every time we run into a plant baw:
- Everyone works for someone who is a complete idiot. How is it that everyone’s boss doesn’t know shite?
- anyone who ever got a promotion or tried to go above and beyond is labeled a suck arse.
- engineers design it, and the baws fix it. Engineers don’t know shite.
I was reminded of these points today by my brother in law.
Which ones you got, OT? GO!!!!!!!
- Everyone works for someone who is a complete idiot. How is it that everyone’s boss doesn’t know shite?
- anyone who ever got a promotion or tried to go above and beyond is labeled a suck arse.
- engineers design it, and the baws fix it. Engineers don’t know shite.
I was reminded of these points today by my brother in law.
Which ones you got, OT? GO!!!!!!!
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 12:51 pm
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Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:50 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:51 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant
The troll is strong with this one. No.. I sure have not. And I'd guess most people on the OT have not either. But you keep raking in that dough my man!
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:52 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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There’s a high probability that we’ve all worked in a plant at some in our lives.
Or worked with plants.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:52 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Pig nosed safety mother frickers don’t know shite
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:52 pm to jimbeam
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Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field
We ain’t building this sumbitch on paper. We building it in the real world.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:53 pm to SEClint
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Or worked with plants.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:53 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
We get it, you’re a pompous windbag and better than any of the middle of the road plant baw schmuck. Remember though, you’re still from Port Hudson and your wife cheats on you.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:53 pm to LSUballs
Ima bout to drag up on this sumbitch.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:54 pm to Janky
Me too. I got draggin fever.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:54 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Operators have disdain for everyone that ain't operatin', especially contractors
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:56 pm to upgrayedd
Anybody got any good shithouse poetry? One of my favorites:
Please don’t throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Please don’t throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:56 pm to jimbeam
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Engineers are always wrong according to contractors in every field
as a neutral unbiased 3rd party witness to many turn arounds and new construction expansion projects i have to side with the contractors here.
it was a constant form of amusement as engineers insisted shite works only to be forced to come outside their a/c offices and see the shite in fact DOES NOT WORK AS DRAWN ON THE BLUEPRINTS then the contractors had to explain the only way it could be made to work, then the engineer goes back to his office and changes the plans to how the contractors showed him to do it, then the engineer gets all the credit for figuring out how to make it work.
This post was edited on 4/9/19 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:56 pm to Janky
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Ima bout to drag up on this sumbitch.
Two week notice? shite, I'll give him a 2 day notice as in I'm dragging this motherfricker up to-day
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:57 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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- engineers design it, and the baws fix it. Engineers don’t know shite.
This is true. Engineers don’t make things easy to fix and don’t make the things that get fixed most often easy to work on
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:57 pm to LSUballs
Saw an arrow pointing down above the shitter with "Mexican baby deposit" written above it
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:58 pm to keakar
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it was a constant form of amusement as engineers insisted shite works only to be forced to come outside their a/c offices and see the shite in fact DOES NOT WORK AS DRAWN ON THE BLUEPRINTS then the contractors had to explain the only way it could be made to work, then the engineer goes back to his office and changes the plans to how the contractors showed him to do it, then the engineer gets all the credit for figuring out how to make it work.
Written like a hired hand.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:59 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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Common plant baw complaints
I've never worked in a plant, but I can imagine "if I don't get more overtime I'm going to have to sell my truck" is a common complaint
Posted on 4/9/19 at 12:59 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
The pignose keeps telling me to check gauges when I can put my hand on the pipe and know the psi I been doing this so long
Posted on 4/9/19 at 1:01 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I watered my backyard plants today. Could've been me.
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