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re: Common misconception about marriage
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:38 pm to northshorebamaman
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:38 pm to northshorebamaman
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My wife actually found this logic sound and no longer cares if I leave the seat up.
Your wife clearly used to be male and had the surgery.
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:42 pm to fareplay
The wife won't lose a little respect for her husband if he starts driving a minivan.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:46 pm to fareplay
Free sex.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:48 pm to fareplay
Sammiches get made
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 11/1/17 at 5:56 am to fareplay
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Common misconception about marriage
That everybody else's experience is identical to yours.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 5:59 am to fareplay
I can see that. My hair is somehow everywhere.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:13 am to SabiDojo
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ETA: Earlier today I wrote an offensive reply and I am heartily sorry. I'm working harder to recognize my white privilege and do more in lifting up black voices so that we, together, can combat white supremacy.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:45 am to Kafka
Your post about Mahaffey was brilliant. He used to say some mind numbing dumb shite, then sit there and chuckle until the cameras went off. It was never funny to anyone except his drunk self.
The four who downvoted you did so out of ignorance, not malice. Forgive them.
The four who downvoted you did so out of ignorance, not malice. Forgive them.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:28 am to soccerfüt
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quote:
fareplay
Texas A&M Fan
quote:
Common misconception about marriage
In College Station this would be that the Bride and Groom can be different species.
FIFY
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:04 am to fareplay
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Common misconception about marriage
That your spouse loves you and is/wants to be faithful.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:11 am to mdomingue
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That everybody else's experience is identical to yours
This. There are far too many scorned cuckolds on this board who swear that everyone's wife is a backstabbing hussie just because they married poorly, gained 40 lbs, stopped trying in their marriage and came home to the milk man nailing theirs.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:32 am to fareplay
You’ll be happy.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:04 am to go ta hell ole miss
I lift the seat up when I pee at home.
I also put the lid down every time so the wife has to lift it every time she goes.
Checkmate.
I also put the lid down every time so the wife has to lift it every time she goes.
Checkmate.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:07 am to TheMidasTouch
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Husbands do not really put the toilet seat back down. They just don’t lift it up when they pee. A few dabs with toilet paper and she is good to go.
I put the seat and cover down every time. My idiot dogs will try to drink out of the bowl and it's annoying as frick.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:08 am to Pecker
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The wife won't lose a little respect for her husband if he starts driving a minivan.
I'm still waiting for someone to tell me they need a minivan over an expedition or suburban, etc with captain's chairs. It's basically the same thing without the shame.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:09 am to SabiDojo
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Probably because the black dude plowing your wife misses the seat when he pees.
That post-sex pee stream is a real bitch to control
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:10 am to fareplay
like the tiny beard hairs that are EVERYWHERE!!!!
how are there so many?????
how are there so many?????
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:10 am to Evil Little Thing
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I can see that. My hair is somehow everywhere.
And now that damned Dashboard Confessional song is stuck in my head. THANKS ELT.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:11 am to sweetwaterbilly
screaming infidelities screeahaaming infedelitiessss
your hair is EVERYWAAAAARE.
your hair is EVERYWAAAAARE.
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 10:12 am
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:13 am to geauxtigers6492
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Women clean.
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