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Common misconception about marriage
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:35 pm
I’ll start:
Your bathroom doesn’t get cleaner, it actually gets worse in the weirdest places
Your bathroom doesn’t get cleaner, it actually gets worse in the weirdest places
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:36 pm to fareplay
you and your husband should hire a maid
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:37 pm to fareplay
Probably because the black dude plowing your wife misses the seat when he pees.
ETA: Earlier today I wrote an offensive reply and I am heartily sorry. I'm working harder to recognize my white privilege and do more in lifting up black voices so that we, together, can combat white supremacy.
ETA: Earlier today I wrote an offensive reply and I am heartily sorry. I'm working harder to recognize my white privilege and do more in lifting up black voices so that we, together, can combat white supremacy.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:37 pm to fareplay
The husband and wife quit cheating.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:37 pm to fareplay
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it actually gets worse in the weirdest places
That's what happens when you marry a guy. Two hoses spraying urine everywhere.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:37 pm to fareplay
Women clean.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:37 pm to fareplay
You have more sex
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:40 pm to fareplay
You mean like doo doo on the underside of the toilet bowel hole?
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:42 pm to fareplay
I was going to say it was your post-sex pee stream but then I remembered you said you were married.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:43 pm to fareplay
Husbands do not really put the toilet seat back down. They just don’t lift it up when they pee. A few dabs with toilet paper and she is good to go.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 5:50 pm to fareplay
"And now, a final thought: definition of a bachelor? A man who is not married.
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:06 pm to TheMidasTouch
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Husbands do not really put the toilet seat back down. They just don’t lift it up when they pee. A few dabs with toilet paper and she is good to go.
Why is it the guy's responsibility to put the seat down. Don't the women want a clean seat? Why don't they lift it after peeing?
When my mother complains that I don't call enough I ask if her outgoing call system on her phone is broken.
Just two more ways society continues to place blame on men.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:09 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Why is it the guy's responsibility to put the seat down. Don't the women want a clean seat? Why don't they lift it after peeing?
My wife actually found this logic sound and no longer cares if I leave the seat up.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:27 pm to SabiDojo
The need to talk black guys dicks on this site is strong in many.
Congrats on being a fan of that particular subject.
Freak.
Congrats on being a fan of that particular subject.
Freak.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:29 pm to TheMidasTouch
I Piss sitting down like a girl at home half time.
Other half i go outside .
Other half i go outside .
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:34 pm to R11
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R11
quote:
I Piss sitting down like a girl at home half time.
You can't unpost that.
I just quoted you.
Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:36 pm to R11
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I Piss sitting down like a girl at home half time.
Yep. My wife kept grounding me for peeing on the seat and the floor, things are just easier this way
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:13 pm to FearTheFish
Ok.
That's cool.
Do you need me to post it again?
That's cool.
Do you need me to post it again?
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:18 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Why is it the guy's responsibility to put the seat down. Don't the women want a clean seat? Why don't they lift it after peeing
My wife learned while we were dating to accept responsibility. You want it up, put it up. You want it down, put it down.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:20 pm to fareplay
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fareplay
Texas A&M Fan
quote:In College Station this would be that the Bride and Groom can be different sexes.
Common misconception about marriage
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 7:21 pm
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