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re: Coming soon: No signature required for credit card purchases

Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77713 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:38 pm to
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mikelbr


Why didn't you answer?

On topic... neat.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:38 pm to
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But I suspect that had I not noticed, they would have tried eventually to buy something of much greater value.


You would be wrong. There is a serious rash of credit card theft where they steal the numbers and only buy a couple of books at barnes and noble, then ditch the numbers. It's really ingenious.

Suspects so far consist of people with glasses and pocket protectors.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:39 pm to
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Why didn't you answer?


Dude. My son was in the car with me when I played that voice mail. Fortunately he's almost 13 and understands that guy friends are retarded!
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40383 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:39 pm to
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Samsung Pay is my buddy.


I just set up Google Pay on my Google Pixel phone.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7086 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:45 pm to
In Europe and Australia you don't even need to insert your card, you just tap it on the pad. First time I encountered this was last summer in Sydney. I went to check out and the cashier said just tap it and I was like whaaaat. No the card she said, tap it. Unfortunately U.S. based cards did not have that ability. I missed a good opportunity for a tap or insert it line on her.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:45 pm to
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Dude. My son was in the car with me when I played that voice mail. Fortunately he's almost 13 and understands that guy friends are retarded!


What did the message say?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:48 pm to
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What did the message say?


You probably can't answer the phone right now b/c you gotta mouthfulla cock.

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

No the card she said, tap it.


Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:48 pm to
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You probably can't answer the phone right now b/c you gotta mouthfulla cock.


Your 13 year old thinks you suck cock.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:50 pm to
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Your 13 year old thinks you suck cock.


Kids can be pretty smart sometimes.
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2305 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:52 pm to
I used to wrote “War Eagle” on the electronic signature pad anyway..no one ever said anything
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 12:54 pm to
I've been signing Barack Obama's name to all my receipts anyway.

Just in case I want to report the card stolen.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:04 pm to
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Number of times my card info was stolen pre-chip: 0

Number of times with the chip: 3

frick the chip.


I’m not exactly a fan of the way the chip has been implemented, but it’s waaaay more secure than having a magnetic strip on the back that can literally be read with something no more complex than a cassette tape recorder.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:08 pm to
Now where will I draw my dickbutts?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:15 pm to
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Your 13 year old thinks you suck cock.


Or that I have a retarded 13 yr old friend with a deep voice.
This post was edited on 4/10/18 at 1:17 pm
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:16 pm to
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Or that I have a retarded 13 yr old friend with a deep voice.


Are you willing to chance it? I wouldn't be.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:17 pm to
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Yep. I use cards in my wife's name ( with her knowledge) all the time.
I just scribble out a illegible signature to avoid any questions.


Smart - that certainly covers for the fact a dude is using a card with a chick's name. They were probably wondering and on the fence, but your signature ruse put their doubts to rest.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:18 pm to
Signing is a waste of time anyways.
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 4/10/18 at 1:33 pm to
What's the point of the chip if there's still a magnetic strip om the card? Seems these card companies need to pick one or the other.
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