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re: Colorado man's streak of bad luck continues

Posted on 4/22/18 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 4/22/18 at 6:51 pm to
Damn, this dude is like Barnes from Platoon
This post was edited on 4/22/18 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/18 at 7:16 pm to
What the hell? Does he bath in raw sirloin?
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2430 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:10 pm to
Mother Nature hates this dude.

Perhaps we should consider why.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9020 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

I remember reading something along the lines of once a carnivore attacks and gets a taste of human blood, it makes it more likely to attack humans in the future.



Then we should capture them and use them in gladiatorial games where death row prisoners have to fight them for the amusement of the crowd.


Hell yeah! This would be fun. Probably make someone think twice about committing a death penalty crime if they knew they might have to tangle with a tiger or bear.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23664 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:23 pm to
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keep the food in bearproof containers

Ole baw needs a Yeti.
This post was edited on 4/22/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:24 pm to
Whole damn thing started with a horse fly bite when he wad 7 years old...
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60368 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:41 pm to
this is the guy you want to take along on a camping trip...no way any wild animal is going to frick with you as long as he is available.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 9:51 pm to
Actually...it seems to me that his streak of good luck is continuing.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36773 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:58 am to
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The bear was later euthanized.


Then why not just euthanize all bears? They would all likely do the same thing in that situation..



Yeah, no.

Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:55 am to
Shark attacks are rare and just shitty luck.

The bear attack was almost assuredly something he did wrong. They just don't randomly run near tents and attack people, he probably slept with a sizeable amount of food in the tent or in his bag right next to the tent.

The rattlesnake could go either way. Snakes, especially babies, blend into the environment. That being said, it's not like they go out of their way to attack humans, and you have to get pretty damn close to get bit.
Posted by p&g
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12995 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:56 am to
Loser
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