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Colorado man's streak of bad luck continues

Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:45 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:45 am
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20-year-old Dylan McWilliams, of Grand Junction, was bitten by a shark Thursday while swimming off the island of Kauai. He suffered several cuts to his leg, which can be seen in one of his recent Facebook posts.





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Last July, he was attacked by a bear in Colorado. The bear bit his skull, grabbed his head and dragged him about 12 feet from where he was sleeping, FOX31 reported. The bear was later euthanized.

The Star-Advertiser reported McWilliams was also bitten by a rattlesnake while hiking in Utah about 3-1/2 years ago.


Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33497 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:48 am to
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The bear was later euthanized.


Maybe the dude needs to be euthanized. Or find an indoor hobby.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17484 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:48 am to
Dylan doesn't have bad luck. Dylan has bad trip planning skills.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:49 am to
That’s some final destination shite there
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38122 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:49 am to
Meh
Posted by SheManShe
Member since Mar 2018
228 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:54 am to
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Last July, he was attacked by a bear in Colorado. The bear bit his skull, grabbed his head and dragged him about 12 feet from where he was sleeping, FOX31 reported. The bear was later euthanized.

I could be wrong, but I am going to assume this bear was in the wild. I don’t get why wild animals who are doing with they are supposed to do in the wild are put down..
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:56 am to
The man has been attacked by a rattlesnake, bear and a shark. Frankly not impressed, he survives a pitbull attack then we’re talking
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:57 am to
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I could be wrong, but I am going to assume this bear was in the wild. I don’t get why wild animals who are doing with they are supposed to do in the wild are put down..


I remember reading something along the lines of once a carnivore attacks and gets a taste of human blood, it makes it more likely to attack humans in the future.

Could be nonsense but that’s been my understanding
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260899 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:00 pm to
I'd stay away from African safaris if I were him....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124346 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:03 pm to
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I remember reading something along the lines of once a carnivore attacks and gets a taste of human blood, it makes it more likely to attack humans in the future.



Then we should capture them and use them in gladiatorial games where death row prisoners have to fight them for the amusement of the crowd.

Win win
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33497 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:05 pm to
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I could be wrong, but I am going to assume this bear was in the wild. I don’t get why wild animals who are doing with they are supposed to do in the wild are put down..



That reminds me of the bit Chris Rock did when Siegfried or Roy got bit by their tiger during their act.

That tiger didn't go crazy...

Posted by pennypacker3
Charleston
Member since Aug 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:05 pm to
Wild life is pretty good at picking out the weakest to attack. Dude should stay out of nature as much as possible...
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3971 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:06 pm to
He needs to buy a tennis racquet
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:08 pm to
Young Dylan wouldn’t last five minutes in the Presidential streets of BR around midnight.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5522 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:41 pm to
All that’s left is a tiger
Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
4078 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:49 pm to
You have got to be doing something wrong to get attacked by a bear in your tent. He must have been sleeping with a bunch of food. An unprovoked black bear attack (no food, minding your own biz) is extremely rare.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57499 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
But did the bear rape him?
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:53 pm to
He can't escape Darwin forever.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29573 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:54 pm to
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bitten by a shark
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attacked by a bear
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bitten by a rattlesnake

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:57 pm to
Bad luck? Any one of those events could have easily killed him.

Sounds damn lucky to me.
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