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Colonoscopy prepping blues
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:49 am
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:49 am
I have been up all night trying to finish drinking this horrible laxative stuff. I probably have another hour and a half left. Pretty vile stuff. I'm hungry, bloated and have been peeing out of my butt for hours.
You enterprising young fellas have it pretty good.
You enterprising young fellas have it pretty good.
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Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:54 am to El Segundo Guy
Shhh with this talk.
You’ll get the Aggies titillated.
The Aggie 5A Rule: Aggies Are About Anything Anal
Good luck later on today, hope they find nothing wrong.
You’ll get the Aggies titillated.
The Aggie 5A Rule: Aggies Are About Anything Anal
Good luck later on today, hope they find nothing wrong.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:59 am to soccerfüt
My brother went to A&M so I'm aware of their idiosyncrasies. I am just ready to eat at a few good places in Dallas area this afternoon.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:11 am to El Segundo Guy
I have one i need to schedule coming up. Is it still the 2 little brown bottles for prep? Im dreading it
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:16 am to Relham10
I got 3 pills to take at noon yesterday I can't remember what but they were tiny. Then at 7 pm 2 simethecone chewables and 3/4 of this big jug (8 oz every 15 min) and then at 3 am, 2 more simethecone tablets and the rest of the jug.
It's damn near impossible to drink that much.
It's damn near impossible to drink that much.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:17 am to El Segundo Guy
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Colonoscopy prepping browns
Fify
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:20 am to El Segundo Guy
Eeeekk. Hope you remembered the baby wipes
Posted on 4/12/22 at 3:58 am to El Segundo Guy
Sutab is the answer.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 4:09 am to El Segundo Guy
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My brother went to A&M
Sorry for your loss
Posted on 4/12/22 at 4:28 am to El Segundo Guy
At least you boomers get y'alls covered under insurance, doc wanted me to have one and insurance said it'd be $4k. No thanks
Posted on 4/12/22 at 4:32 am to El Segundo Guy
Been there. Done that. Prayers sent.
I was starting to wonder if someone went in there and rerouted the plumbing.
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have been peeing out of my butt for hours.
I was starting to wonder if someone went in there and rerouted the plumbing.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 4:39 am to El Segundo Guy
Damn, I have one coming up, crap
Posted on 4/12/22 at 4:41 am to El Segundo Guy
One colonoscopy would have saved my grandmothers life. It likely saved my fathers life when he got a colonoscopy at a much earlier age than normally recommended after my paternal grandmother succumbed to colon cancer in her early 60s. They found and successfully removed a couple nasty polyps in his early 40s. His doctors told him had he waited 5/10 more years until his first colonoscopy, the polyps likely would have become cancerous.
The suckage of a Colonoscopy is well worth it long term.
The suckage of a Colonoscopy is well worth it long term.
This post was edited on 4/12/22 at 4:45 am
Posted on 4/12/22 at 5:00 am to El Segundo Guy
I did it 7 years ago. I guess will have to do it again in 3. Not looking forward to it already.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 5:39 am to psk_Vol
Symptoms led me to get one done at 48. Found cancer, had surgery & chemo. Almost 20 years now with no issues. I’m on the one every 3 years schedule now.
The prep is a small price to pay. The day of the procedure is easy.
The prep is a small price to pay. The day of the procedure is easy.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 5:41 am to El Segundo Guy
You have to essentially fast the day before. Not completely fast but you can't eat your normal amount of food.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 6:00 am to El Segundo Guy
I did my first on last year. Had a real tough time getting the drink down. They told me next to ask for some pills they are using now.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 6:10 am to El Segundo Guy
You do that stuff in the afternoon. Eat a dozen eggs for breakfast the morning of prep.
Put the twenty four doses of laxative into two quarts of Gatorade. Put n freezer. Take the four motility pills. Drink the sauce.
Wait for it. Two good rounds and I was done. It’s not as bad as it seems.
Put the twenty four doses of laxative into two quarts of Gatorade. Put n freezer. Take the four motility pills. Drink the sauce.
Wait for it. Two good rounds and I was done. It’s not as bad as it seems.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 6:12 am to El Segundo Guy
A few years ago they raised the recommended age to 50, so I was thinking I was safe for a couple more years. Then, I found out a few weeks ago that they moved the recommended age back to 45. Scheduled for a couple days of butt peeing later this month. 
Posted on 4/12/22 at 6:17 am to Jackie Chan
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Colonoscopy prepping browns
Fify
By the end it's pretty clear.
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