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Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:01 am to redfish99
If it was raining women, I would catch a lesbian.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:02 am to lakeviewtiger
Crooked as a roach dick
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:07 am to lakeviewtiger
Pissing in the wind...
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:08 am to lakeviewtiger
Can't ride two horses with one arse
Crazier than a bedbug
Couldn't plan a rock fight
As helpful as throwing a deck chair off the Titanic
Crazier than a bedbug
Couldn't plan a rock fight
As helpful as throwing a deck chair off the Titanic
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:10 am to Emteein
quote:
Like socks on a rooster
Every time I load the back of my truck up perfectly. I have the urge to say this. I have never, ever beat that urge.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:24 am to lakeviewtiger
Higher than Pelosi's eyebrows
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:28 am to lakeviewtiger
As busy as a one legged man in an arse kickin contest
Busy as a cat covering up shite
Busy as a one legged man in a brewery making hops
Busy as a cat covering up shite
Busy as a one legged man in a brewery making hops
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:32 am to lakeviewtiger
Nuttier than a sack of squirrel turds.
As useless as a pair of football skates.
Busier than a whore on two for Tuesday.
Sweating like I'm writing a love letter.
Hotter than two monkeys in a wool sock.
Weaker than a fart in a whirlwind.
As useless as a pair of football skates.
Busier than a whore on two for Tuesday.
Sweating like I'm writing a love letter.
Hotter than two monkeys in a wool sock.
Weaker than a fart in a whirlwind.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 9:34 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:36 am to lakeviewtiger
"Busier than a one arm man with two suitcases"
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:38 am to lakeviewtiger
Mad as a pimp with dog shite on his shoe.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:41 am to lakeviewtiger
Some from an old construction superintendent I knew.
“He ain’t worth killin...”
“Talkin to him is like talkin to an old creosote post”
“He ain’t worth killin...”
“Talkin to him is like talkin to an old creosote post”
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:44 am to lakeviewtiger
Make like a tree and get outta here.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:47 am to lakeviewtiger
(no message)
This post was edited on 11/1/22 at 9:25 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:50 am to AndyCBR
quote:
He ain’t worth killin
Variation my uncle used to say:
Ain't worth the powder and lead it would take to send him to hell.
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:53 am to RoyalAir
If his brain was dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If you're going to be the alpha dog, you can't piss like a puppy.
Coworker to the shortest guy we have at work who is an idiot: For a little f$#ker, ur a gigantic dumb arse.
If you're going to be the alpha dog, you can't piss like a puppy.
Coworker to the shortest guy we have at work who is an idiot: For a little f$#ker, ur a gigantic dumb arse.
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 9:56 am
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:55 am to lakeviewtiger
shitting in high cotton
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:56 am to lakeviewtiger
"That dog'll hunt"
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:57 am to lakeviewtiger
looks like 10 pounds of shite in a 5 lb bag
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:58 am to Jake88
quote:
When a question's answer is an obvious "yes"..."Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?"
I like "Does a cat have a climbing gear?"
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