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Church volunteer accidently prints wrong Hail Mary for hymn books
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:00 pm
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'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting p***y:' Churchgoers in Sri Lanka are left stunned when they open their hymn books to find explicit lyrics to a Tupac song
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In a shocking blunder, a church volunteer had printed the words to the rap legend's Hail Mary on a service sheet, instead of the Catholic prayer of the same name.
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Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:01 pm to LakeViewLSU
'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy'
Hard to debate that....
Hard to debate that....
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:02 pm to LakeViewLSU
Dang. A church clerk makes a clerical error on Sri Lanka and we read about it here?
With 7+ Billion people, this is a bit too small of a world now for my tastes.
With 7+ Billion people, this is a bit too small of a world now for my tastes.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:02 pm to LakeViewLSU
Sri Lankan promoting progressive Christianity. This was not a mistake.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:04 pm to LakeViewLSU
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Churchgoers in Sri Lanka
Good thing they can't speak English or they'd probably be upset.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:07 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Picture paragraphs unloaded.
Wise words being quoted, peeped the weakness in the rap game
A top 10 favorite Tupac song of mine...
Wise words being quoted, peeped the weakness in the rap game
A top 10 favorite Tupac song of mine...
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:10 pm to LakeViewLSU
That's just funny shite
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:14 pm to LakeViewLSU
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Church volunteer accidently prints wrong Hail Mary for hymn books
Bull shite. That volunteer knew exactly what he was doing.

This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:28 pm to LakeViewLSU
My mom (no pics, dead for 20 years, not real photogenic anymore) played piano & the organ (no pics, again) and would play for weddings. Some family friends asked her last minute to fill in as their scheduled organist couldn't attend. The wedding was at a Lutheran Church and the hymnals were in German. She didn't have any other scores so she was playing prelude music from the hymnal, she turned the page and started playing a Bach composition:
Komm, süßer Tod, komm selge Ruh (Come, Sweet Death, Come Blessed Rest).
It was slow and sad and every Lutheran in the house knew it from their funerals and gave her the stink eye.
In before my Mom worked an organ in front of people.
tl/dr: Mom accidentally played a funeral song at a wedding.
Komm, süßer Tod, komm selge Ruh (Come, Sweet Death, Come Blessed Rest).
It was slow and sad and every Lutheran in the house knew it from their funerals and gave her the stink eye.
In before my Mom worked an organ in front of people.
tl/dr: Mom accidentally played a funeral song at a wedding.
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:34 pm to LakeViewLSU
They didn't read the words before printing it? wat
Posted on 12/26/16 at 3:36 pm to LakeViewLSU
I still live by this
"Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut"
"Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut"
Posted on 12/26/16 at 8:56 pm to SuperSaint
I know someone who was in Japan and visited a retirement home. The residents sang them an American song in English (that they barely understood).
The song was Oh Susannah. The original lyrics are pretty bad, including a line about how he "killed 500 ni&&3@s" which the Japanese sang with innocent gusto while the Americans were all like WTF?
The song was Oh Susannah. The original lyrics are pretty bad, including a line about how he "killed 500 ni&&3@s" which the Japanese sang with innocent gusto while the Americans were all like WTF?
Posted on 12/26/16 at 9:45 pm to soccerfüt
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In before my Mom worked an organ in front of people.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:17 pm to Twenty 49
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The song was Oh Susannah. The original lyrics are pretty bad, including a line about how he "killed 500 ni&&3@s" which the Japanese sang with innocent gusto while the Americans were all like WTF?
The image of that in my mind is funny as shite. That would make a great movie scene.
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