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re: Chuck Norris hits the heavy bag on his 84th birthday

Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:00 am to
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
942 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:00 am to
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Damn, he looks 94 in that pic. Last ten years hasn't been good to ol Chuck.


Wat

I’ve seen 50 year olds that look worse than him. How many 80+ dudes have you seen in real life?
This post was edited on 3/11/24 at 8:02 am
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
2373 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:15 am to
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
This post was edited on 3/11/24 at 8:16 am
Posted by jellyfish
Oxford, MS
Member since Oct 2009
1851 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:23 am to
Um not many 84 year olds look like that. I hope to hell to be in that shape at that age.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64262 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:28 am to
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Crazy he’s 84, one day before too long we will get a random pop up saying he passed away too. Time passing right on by Death is scared of Chuck Norris


Godamnit you beat me
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3924 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:29 am to
quote:

I’ve always thought Chuck Norris was a little overrated


I hope for your sake, he doesn't see this.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164288 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:06 am to
My Tv stays on H&I

When my wife asks me to do something I say I can’t right now Walker’s about to kick this guy’s arse
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39443 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:24 am to
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I hope for your sake, he doesn't see this.


Well, that joke went over your head.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155758 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:32 am to
They’re in season 2 right now

Saturdays might be tBest H&I day
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
2321 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:28 am to
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Posted by BLP
In the woods
Member since Jul 2022
126 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:33 am to
Chuck Norris once ate an entire 5 layer birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7033 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:34 am to
You sure that's not Tim Allen?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20418 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:13 am to
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Crazy he’s 84, one day before too long we will get a random pop up saying he passed away too. Time passing right on by


Chuck Norris doesn't die; he regenerates.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34771 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:44 am to
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Um not many 84 year olds look like that. I hope to hell to be in that shape at that age.

PREACH.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29396 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:54 am to
Anyone talking shite about how old he looks needs to check out the instagram feed in the link. There’s one of Chuck sparring with a dude on the mat. Yeah I get that he’s probably not bringing a lot of force there, but he’s still throwing guys and putting in arm bars in his 80s.

Maybe Death will just tap out and let him go for another 30 years.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:58 am to
Chuck Norris vs Jake Paul….the next big ppv.
Posted by KILGUS
Member since Aug 2014
451 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:37 pm to
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. When he came back, they were just the Islands.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43161 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:39 pm to
Bears carry spray when Chuck is in the forest.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43161 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:40 pm to
Chuck Norris once pissed in a pickup truck's gas tank. That truck is now Optimus Prime.
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
2321 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:05 pm to
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three long days of suffering the snake died
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19569 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:34 pm to
I showed my nephew a Chuck Norris meme saying, "Chuck Norris caught all of the Pokémon with a land line."

He said, "What's a land line?"
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