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Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Are you and your friends like 75-80?
If not I find it incredibly hard to believe a mid aged adult male human shite on a couch
If not I find it incredibly hard to believe a mid aged adult male human shite on a couch
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:52 pm to AURulz1
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:54 pm to Eli Goldfinger
You didn’t happen to find a small spoon and some rubber gloves nearby did you?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:54 pm to habz007
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Who noticed it first? Did they alert you that it happened? Are they aware it happened? Did they attempt to clean it?
I was made aware of it when I saw them turtle walking their arse to the bathroom, and then the smell hit me. So I headed straight for that couch and saw the sheets had shite water. As it turns out, cotton doesn’t stop shite water from leaking through to your new couch.
It’s a putrid smelling puddle of shite water squarely in the middle cushion.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:56 pm to PappaSwolio
quote:
Are you and your friends like 75-80?
No…but this guest is.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:57 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Should have to ask?
If I shite your couch would ask for bill
If I shite your couch would ask for bill
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:57 pm to Eli Goldfinger
This was our family drama last year. New sectional, drunk family member, painted the hall bathroom with shite then proceeded to the living room and said new sectional.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:57 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Annnnnd this is why you buy leather. My wife and I anticipated our families fecal incontinence and prepared for such unfortunate events.
If you had leather you could just clean it with hot soapy water and it’s like it never happened
If you had leather you could just clean it with hot soapy water and it’s like it never happened
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:57 pm to PappaSwolio
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If not I find it incredibly hard to believe a mid aged adult male human shite on a couch
Nobody said it was a male. I think you are ASSuming.
ETA: frick you, downvote queers. It turns out it was a woman. I hope your monkeypox is painful.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Merry Christmas
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:58 pm to thelawnwranglers
Same here.
I would have already gotten the sofa out to my truck and been working on clearing the smell.
I would have already gotten the sofa out to my truck and been working on clearing the smell.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That’s tough. Burn the cushion and eat the cost of another one. They’re old and had a loose butthole. Sounds almost childlike and not really culpable
You’re gonna be there one day and will appreciate the grace you’re hopefully afforded
You’re gonna be there one day and will appreciate the grace you’re hopefully afforded
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:00 pm to Eli Goldfinger
You could see if you can order a replacement cushion from the MFG. That is often an option, or at least it used to be.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:01 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I’m not going with a cushion flip on a brand new sofa.
The guest is remorseful, but that’s not going to make me feel better about having a new sofa with shite on it.
Maybe I'm alone here, but if an elderly person shite themselves on my couch, I would feel pretty damned awful for them. I wouldn't give a shite about a couch cushion that can be professionally cleaned or replaced.
Some of ya'll are self-centered brats.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:quote:No…but this guest is.
Are you and your friends like 75-80?
That settles it. You get first dibs when they die.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:03 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Since it's a new purchase with different cushion sections just buy a new cushion from the manufacturer. Check in with the sick adult tomorrow asking how they're feeling, and hopefully they'll have enough common sense to reimburse you.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:04 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Scotch guard the slipcover or get one made out of plastic. Older people like those.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:06 pm to mikelbr
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Maybe I'm alone here, but if an elderly person shite themselves on my couch, I would feel pretty damned awful for them. I wouldn't give a shite about a couch cushion that can be professionally cleaned or replaced. Some of ya'll are self-centered brats.
Tell me that immediately after you’ve dropped $12K on Christmas, a remodel, and replaced you hvac in the 4 days leading up to the shitting.
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