Started By
Message

Christian couple maintains abstinence for two years into marriage

Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:07 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71479 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:07 pm
Damn white people (FWIW I'm white )


Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by tigerfan247365
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
535 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:09 pm to
dear Facebook...
This post was edited on 5/6/19 at 11:13 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82034 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:10 pm to
Came here to post that gif.
In the the history of the internet, that gif has never been more appropriate.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64610 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:11 pm to
There is a quote I once heard that’s stuck with me through the years. “Yes, true loves waits. But once you’re married, true love gets after it.”
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155707 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:12 pm to
That dude’s hairline has great NIH potential.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:15 pm to
You have a great eye for talent
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:16 pm to
Someone is getting some from somebody
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:16 pm to
Maybe eating the raw potato helps you not get laid, you fat turd.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:16 pm to
Does a handful of frozen tater tots count as a whole raw potato? I think I’ll try it next time I get a boner
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15810 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:18 pm to
This man is the smartest man in the world.


Blow jobs and anal sex for the rest of his life while maintaining their abstinence. That cool misted water is jizz.
This post was edited on 5/6/19 at 11:21 pm
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82034 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:18 pm to
I thought this was real, I skipped this bit earlier
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26808 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:19 pm to
That chick is playing him.

Probably has a bet going with her girlfriends about how long she can keep it going.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63060 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:23 pm to
I wonder if this dude notices his wife's spray bottle hasn't been refilled in a year while he's up to a sack of raw taters a week.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:26 pm to
PLOT TWIST - She’s hiding from him the fact that she has a penis.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11093 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:26 pm to
How many potatoes has that poor cuck eatin?
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:36 pm to
She may be abstaining from sex with him, but shes not abstinant.
Posted by Armchair_QB
Member since Aug 2013
1512 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:38 pm to
She’s nailing the UPS guy.
Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
4051 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:42 pm to
And I get pissed when we break the 2 week mark without sex....

One of them is gay.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33940 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:43 pm to
This is obviously The Onion, guys.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram