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re: Christian Activist To Sue NFL Because SB Performance Endangered His Eternal Soul

Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5582 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:12 pm to
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This guy sounds like a great time at parties.



I doubt he's ever been invited to a party.
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RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
25975 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:16 pm to
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I tired of hearing Christians speak.

Then you've never heard one.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
11908 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:16 pm to
I love religion. The cause of every war, ever.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:17 pm to
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I don't get offended when some televangelist is begging for money on a channel I happen to click on. I just turn it off.


Best serious comment in this thread.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:18 pm to
If masturbation is homosexuality, then we are all gay.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7578 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:23 pm to
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In any case, he added that he wants to sue for “$867 trillion.” I believe that’s one dollar per ounce of delusion.

10x the GWP seems reasonable.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76124 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:25 pm to
That wasn't your soul that was in danger....
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30767 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:25 pm to
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as two middle-aged women of color showing skin is apparently more shameful to them than the president of the United States bragging about assaulting women.


buwahaha

fake news
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:26 pm to
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I tired of hearing Christians speak.



#metoo
Always going on and on about representation in movies and TV, wanting more rights and special rights and to be taught in public schools and in libraries. Wait. That's the alphabet people.
You haven't heard jack from Christians.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:27 pm to
The NFL knew this would get the money. YouTube has 95 million views, everyone still talking bout it
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:27 pm to


What if you do it into a girls waiting mouth though?
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71727 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:32 pm to
Go to confession and be done with it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:34 pm to
That only works with Catholics I think.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36576 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:35 pm to
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as two middle-aged women of color


Umm, no.

Just because you have a Spanish last name, does not make you a "person of color." This is the problem with identity politics -- the actual identity part.

Shakira and JLo are of obvious European descent.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:41 pm to
he has a point but not anywhere near a lawsuit claim

this is just an idiot seeing a chance to get paid off by filing a lawsuit, i think the NFL says go frick yourself and talk to our team of 568 lawyers who love to bankrupt idiots like him
Posted by Drew Brews
SG·LA
Member since Feb 2018
1958 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:41 pm to
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drew fury from right-wing Christians — as two middle-aged women of color showing skin is apparently more shameful to them than the president of the United States bragging about assaulting women.


That dude is just being an attention whore.... but this excerpt gave me aids.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:43 pm to
Plaintiff viewed the performance multiple times, utilizing the pause function to capture various images of the defendants' collective crotches and other nether regions.

Plaintiff also took a bathroom break after viewing said nether regions multiple times.

After viewing said nether regions multiple times, from different angles, and focusing in on defendants' private parts and gyrations, plaintiff can confirm that his eternal soul is and was irreparably endangered

Plaintiff has saved a copy of the halftime performance to his DVR for future assurances that his eternal soul continues to be endangered.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:15 pm to
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But according to Right Wing Watch, one Christian activist, Dave Daubenmire, is taking things even further. On his “Pass the Salt” podcast, Daubenmire said that he plans to sue the National Football League because the halftime show threatens to prevent him “from getting into the kingdom of Heaven.”


Man, as a Christian, it drives me absolutely nuts when people are like this. It makes us all look like idiots.

You don’t blame others for your sins you weasel.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:33 pm to
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