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re: Chris Owens is on the open market again after her 57 yr old boyfriend passed away

Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25787 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:39 pm to
It’s pretty clear in the pic that man has lost the will to live. Rather than face whatever breaking up with that thing would be like, he just willed himself to die.

At 57.
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:47 pm to
yea and apparently nobody ever mentioned to the guy he is yellow as a canary in every picture.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

the tall, broad-shouldered gentleman seen at the side of Bourbon Street entertainer Chris Owens

So Chris is the blonde guy?
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:54 pm to
and tell me she doesn't look like granny gigi [porn] NSFW. you will have to Google it for yourself, and do not ask me how I know that.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:57 am
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8399 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:56 pm to
How do you know that? Why did I google that? Now I have porn virus.
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/16/19 at 11:59 pm to
I told you don't ask. unplug your machine and throw it in a fire pit.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21577 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:07 am to
No thank you
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3964 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:07 am to
Can't say they are bizarre looking wax muppets, but feel bad for her.

Together for 25 years and to lose someone has to suck.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8399 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:10 am to
quote:

I told you don't ask

I should have listened. I'm a chick. I haven't advanced yet.
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:12 am to
yea that is a long time and they had to have a bond that transcended their age difference. I hate to see a man go down to the booze, just had another friend die a few days ago. I'll go with my instincts here, he looked like he was probably a solid dude. RIP
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:14 am
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12798 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:14 am to
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How much money would it take for y'all to be her boytoy for a night?

I'm starting at at least 20k



It’d be a hell of a French quarter story.... but would you tell anybody?
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:18 am to
quote:

I should have listened. I'm a chick. I haven't advanced yet.



Thats ok, you're a chick on the OT. Free pass
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92325 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:55 am to
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21754 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 4:06 am to
Sad to hear. Losing your partner after 25 years is tough. RIP.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50009 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 5:05 am to
Isn’t Chris Owens a tranny?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30070 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 7:49 am to
No she is a female.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 8:01 am to
Not her ... Chris Owens would be a kid in tbe 60s and his hs grad date would be 1979.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35655 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 8:02 am to
There should be a limit to how many recreational cosmetic procedures people can have.... That's hard to look at.
Posted by LSUMaverick
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
2075 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:40 am to
quote:

How much money would it take for y'all to be her boytoy for a night?



I assume it would require "getting it up" for her?

quote:

I'm starting at at least 20k


Might need to throw in some blue pills and a set of VR goggles to wear "during".
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