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Chipotle next up with with diarrhea

Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39988 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:07 pm
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18263 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:11 pm to
I want to know where the outrage is about this.

The programmable US public would march in the streets about someone washing their car during a water restriction if they were told to.. but could give a damn less that Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite?

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26048 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:14 pm to
Maybe I'm color blind.. but I can't stand these things that use several tints of the same color to depict severity of an issue.

Anywho... I thought Chipotle was as well known as Taco Bell for gastro problems. I don't eat at either.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
28021 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:17 pm to
How Chipotle stay in business? Seems like a few times a year they have issues with people getting sick.

When are people going to learn to stop eating that crap?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19867 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:19 pm to
Nothing new. Southpark did an episode on it years ago. I'll still eat it 3 days a week because it's my best option near the office.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109444 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:20 pm to
Is it really Chipotle if it doesn't come with a side of e.coli or salmonella?

Looks like Qdoba is caught up in this one too.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3861 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:31 pm to
Look how many people have actually gotten sick. This is a non-issue.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
17900 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I can't stand these things that use several tints of the same color to depict severity of an issue.

Is it light aqua or dark aqua? The Paris subway map somehow had six different shades of green for different lines, but at least they had an excuse, because there were five shades of red, five shades of blue used, etc. This map sucks.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17995 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:56 pm to
Catturd is still a thing? I thought he went wayyyy off the deep end.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11921 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 12:59 pm to
I haven’t eaten there since about 2010 when they caused 3 days of me turning into a double-sided fountain.

This isn’t their first rodeo.
Posted by GoShoughYourself
Member since May 2026
308 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 1:33 pm to
When you get diarrhea from Chipotle, how do you know the difference between regular chipotle diarrhea and explosive diarrhea parasite chipotle?
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1581 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

but could give a damn less that Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite?


This. It's absolutely what's causing all of this: farm workers shitting in the irrigation ditches and it ends up all over the produce. Seems like nobody will even say it out loud.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1701 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 3:27 pm to
Any thoughts on if the reductions in FDA staff are having an impact on food safety?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92169 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite


Been happening since NAFTA.


Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92169 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Any thoughts on if the reductions in FDA staff are having an impact on food safety?



quote:

Public health data show that foodborne illness outbreaks linked to imported fresh produce significantly increased following the implementation of NAFTA in 1994



We have outbreaks every year.


The federal government was never checking every jalapeno or head of lettuce crossing the border. Hell, they let a shite load of homeless unvaccinated people in during a global pandemic.


This post was edited on 8/6/26 at 4:15 pm
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2437 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:08 pm to
That is one place I have never eaten.

Guess its not a good time to start.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2717 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Any thoughts on if the reductions in FDA staff are having an impact on food safety?



any thoughts on the millions of unvaccinated illegals that were allowed to come in under the previous admin?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74181 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:34 pm to
Back in the day, it used to just be a given you were going to have diarrhea after eating Taco Bell and Chipotle. Now it's suddenly national news.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104483 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 7:50 pm to
All the garbage we eat here in the Deep South apparently has prepared us for this judging by lack of cases


Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1701 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 9:15 am to
Yea it was a fricking disgrace. But what does that have to do with the question I asked? The constant need to bring up what the previous administration did is amazing. Nothing can be done about it now but try and fix what was fricked up.

If the number of outbreaks are normal then just fricking say it and don't act like I just insulted your mother.
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