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Chinese student crucifies rat for eating his turtle
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:29 pm
Don’t screw with this dude’s turtle
I guess the rat picked the
wrong man to cross.
I guess the rat picked the
wrong man to cross.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:30 pm to fr33manator
Somebody ate that fricker as orange chicken the next day on the lunch buffet.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:32 pm to Rize
quote:
Somebody ate that fricker as orange chicken the next day on the lunch buffet.
He turned the rodent into a ro-don’t
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:35 pm to fr33manator
quote:
He turned the rodent into a ro-don’t
He was shell shocked.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:29 am to fr33manator
This is why you never frick with the awkward quiet kid in class.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:09 am to fr33manator
Im sorry but that pic of the rat is funny.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:17 am to fr33manator
Jesus = rat
Mitch McConnell = turtle
Elaine Chao = Chinese student
It all makes sense when you think about it. Trump may be POTUS but Mitch is the power behind the throne.

Mitch McConnell = turtle
Elaine Chao = Chinese student
It all makes sense when you think about it. Trump may be POTUS but Mitch is the power behind the throne.

Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:18 am to fr33manator
When that Rat comes back in three days, that student will be fricked.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:18 am to fr33manator
not as much as the Chinese kid
Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:22 am to fr33manator
quote:
Hard to believe story is true if kid really was Chinese. Rat in picture has not been cooked yet, especially as it is already on a stick.

Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:26 am to fr33manator
Did the rat turn the turtle into a newt by chance?


Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:52 am to Cheese Grits
Those actually look decently tasty
Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:54 am to fr33manator
Am I the only one shocked at the size of this rat?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:46 am to InfamousDosgris
That fat mofo has been eating good
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:47 am to fr33manator
I mean this kid is a serial killer so not sure why we're celebrating this. 
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:48 am to fr33manator
That’s just how master splinter came about
Pretty soon that rat will have 3 assasin turtles at his side
Pretty soon that rat will have 3 assasin turtles at his side
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:51 am to TH03
Man, the rat ate his turtle. That thing deserved it.
Would have been better if he had built a tiny Iron Maiden or Rack
Would have been better if he had built a tiny Iron Maiden or Rack
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