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Chinese student crucifies rat for eating his turtle

Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:29 pm
Don’t screw with this dude’s turtle




I guess the rat picked the






wrong man to cross.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 11:30 pm
Posted by BurningHeart
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:30 pm to
Somebody ate that fricker as orange chicken the next day on the lunch buffet.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:32 pm to
Nailed it.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

Somebody ate that fricker as orange chicken the next day on the lunch buffet.


He turned the rodent into a ro-don’t
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

He turned the rodent into a ro-don’t




He was shell shocked.
Posted by TROLA
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:00 am to
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:29 am to
This is why you never frick with the awkward quiet kid in class.
Posted by Brazos
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:09 am to
Im sorry but that pic of the rat is funny.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:17 am to
Jesus = rat

Mitch McConnell = turtle

Elaine Chao = Chinese student



It all makes sense when you think about it. Trump may be POTUS but Mitch is the power behind the throne.


Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:18 am to
When that Rat comes back in three days, that student will be fricked.
Posted by gthog61
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:18 am to


not as much as the Chinese kid
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:22 am to
quote:




Hard to believe story is true if kid really was Chinese. Rat in picture has not been cooked yet, especially as it is already on a stick.

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 6:26 am to
Did the rat turn the turtle into a newt by chance?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:52 am to
Those actually look decently tasty
Posted by InfamousDosgris
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 9:54 am to
Am I the only one shocked at the size of this rat?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:46 am to
That fat mofo has been eating good
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:47 am to
I mean this kid is a serial killer so not sure why we're celebrating this.
Posted by jimmyjohn19
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2018
191 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:48 am to
That’s just how master splinter came about
Pretty soon that rat will have 3 assasin turtles at his side
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/12/19 at 10:51 am to
Man, the rat ate his turtle. That thing deserved it.

Would have been better if he had built a tiny Iron Maiden or Rack
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