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China is making a monkey-human hybrid
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:10 pm
Yes this is legit
So who wants to get banned today?
quote:
For the first time, scientists have created embryos that are a mix of human and monkey cells. The embryos, described Thursday in the journal Cell, were created in part to try to find new ways to produce organs for people who need transplants, said the international team of scientists who collaborated in the work. But the research raises a variety of concerns. "My first question is: Why?" said Kirstin Matthews, a fellow for science and technology at Rice University's Baker Institute. "I think the public is going to be concerned, and I am as well, that we're just kind of pushing forward with science without having a proper conversation about what we should or should not do."
So who wants to get banned today?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:11 pm to TheeRealCarolina
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:12 pm to TheeRealCarolina
Alex fricking Jones...called this shite.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:12 pm to TheeRealCarolina
Don’t forget we also financed the project. Your tax dollars at work ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:15 pm to TheeRealCarolina
But wait, I thought we alre........
Nevermind
Nevermind
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:16 pm to TheeRealCarolina
quote:
So who wants to get banned today?
Must
Not
Mention
Barbara
Norton.. .
Who surely opposes this since she is such an opponent of Chinese corruption and abuses
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:18 pm to TheeRealCarolina
I bet she'll frick your brains out
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:18 pm to TheeRealCarolina
What could possibly go wrong? I guess Covid was just a dry run for the real mischief.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:18 pm to TheeRealCarolina
Wake me up when they make a five-assed monkey.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:18 pm to TheeRealCarolina
It will just end up a sex doll
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:26 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Most important question: is this somehow racist?
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:29 pm to TheeRealCarolina
What could go wrong?
They're late on this anyway.
They're late on this anyway.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:34 pm to TheeRealCarolina
So there's a story about one created in Florida long time ago.
Then there is this stuff...
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/angolan-mother-on-deathbed-admits-to-12-year-old-son-your-father-is-a-chimpanzee/
“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.
https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/03/angolan-physician-sexual-relationships-between-humans-and-chimpanzees-are-fairly-common-in-the-region/
Reports about Angolan women hybridizing with apes have been appearing for more than three centuries.
Antonio Zucchelli (1663-1716), the Italian Franciscan capuchin friar, was a missionary in Africa from 1698 to 1702. In his account of his travels in Brazil and Africa, he tells of women being impregnated by monkeys or, possibly, apes (the term used in the Italian original was “Macachi grandi,” which cannot here refer to a macaque, as macaques do not occur in sub-Saharan Africa). So the term is here translated as “big monkeys,” where “monkeys” is meant in its broad sense as including apes. The only primates that in this broad sense would qualify as big monkeys, and that are native to northern Angola (the location of Luanda), would be yellow baboons (Papio cynocephalus), chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and gorillas (Gorilla gorilla). The passage in question is here translated from a German edition of his book (Zucchelli 1715, pp. 147-148). It reads:
All the monkeys or apes found here differ from those in Brazil. Here they are of all sizes, small, medium and large. And because they are all extremely lustful, it indeed very often happens that the blacks have sex with these big monkeys or apes, are impregnated by them, and ultimately bring forth monsters. A few years ago, the same occurred here in the city of Luanda. Two black women impregnated in this way, when their time came, gave birth to monkeys. One of these fell to the lot of the Governor, which he plans to take back to Lisbon on his return to Portugal. The other was given to our brotherhood here in Luanda, which also lived for several years at the hospital before he died. Those who saw him tell me he truly had features more like those of a human being than a monkey. [translated by E. M. McCarthy]
Then there is this stuff...
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/angolan-mother-on-deathbed-admits-to-12-year-old-son-your-father-is-a-chimpanzee/
“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,” said Dr. António Mendes of the Hospital Municipal do Luena.
https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/03/angolan-physician-sexual-relationships-between-humans-and-chimpanzees-are-fairly-common-in-the-region/
Reports about Angolan women hybridizing with apes have been appearing for more than three centuries.
Antonio Zucchelli (1663-1716), the Italian Franciscan capuchin friar, was a missionary in Africa from 1698 to 1702. In his account of his travels in Brazil and Africa, he tells of women being impregnated by monkeys or, possibly, apes (the term used in the Italian original was “Macachi grandi,” which cannot here refer to a macaque, as macaques do not occur in sub-Saharan Africa). So the term is here translated as “big monkeys,” where “monkeys” is meant in its broad sense as including apes. The only primates that in this broad sense would qualify as big monkeys, and that are native to northern Angola (the location of Luanda), would be yellow baboons (Papio cynocephalus), chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and gorillas (Gorilla gorilla). The passage in question is here translated from a German edition of his book (Zucchelli 1715, pp. 147-148). It reads:
All the monkeys or apes found here differ from those in Brazil. Here they are of all sizes, small, medium and large. And because they are all extremely lustful, it indeed very often happens that the blacks have sex with these big monkeys or apes, are impregnated by them, and ultimately bring forth monsters. A few years ago, the same occurred here in the city of Luanda. Two black women impregnated in this way, when their time came, gave birth to monkeys. One of these fell to the lot of the Governor, which he plans to take back to Lisbon on his return to Portugal. The other was given to our brotherhood here in Luanda, which also lived for several years at the hospital before he died. Those who saw him tell me he truly had features more like those of a human being than a monkey. [translated by E. M. McCarthy]
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:43 pm to zatetic
quote:
So there's a story about one created in Florida long time ago.
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:44 pm to TheeRealCarolina
He looks a bit like you and me
Posted on 4/15/21 at 4:50 pm to zatetic
quote:
So there's a story about one created in Florida long time ago.
Are they going to do a real life Project X?
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