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re: Chile decides to highlight an all-women SWAT team for international competition

Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21825 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:20 pm to
quote:


Things women won't do alone:
1. Go to the bathroom
2. Ziplines


Things women shouldn't do together:
SWAT Team
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 5:21 pm
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21825 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:22 pm to
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Zip lining is definitely a good benchmark for SWAT team evaluation


If you cant zip line worth a shite, you don't belong on patrol duty, much less SWAT
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11352 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 5:31 pm to
Is this who's coming to smash the patriarchy... I'm just wondering cause if so I won't wait up
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33894 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 7:57 pm to
them using the nets to fish out all their weapons the announcer makes this video so much better
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
3868 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 8:05 pm to
The world is literally built and maintained by men. Feminists have no idea how truly helpless they are. All their rights are enforced and given by men.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 6:42 am to
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The world is literally built and maintained by men. Feminists have no idea how truly helpless they are. All their rights are enforced and given by men.


This comment is harsh, politically incorrect and 100% true.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59680 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:08 am to
If they can't do that what can they do?
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56310 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:18 am to
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I need to see an all man team to see how easily they cross a zip line
Scroll down on X and there is one posted. No issues getting across.
This post was edited on 2/6/24 at 8:19 am
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11173 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:21 am to
This might top the video of the girls basketball game where they miss about 15 layups in a row.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:25 am to
I was waiting to hear "Right, you are, Ken"

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19261 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:41 am to
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I need to see an all man team to see how easily they cross a zip line

Scroll down in the comments a little ways. Several people posted men's teams doing it with ease. The judges by the water don't even get up. They just watch them go right on by.

Reference video
This post was edited on 2/6/24 at 8:46 am
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19261 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:43 am to
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the announcer makes this video so much better

"Ohh! It's all gone horribly wrong!"

It's like a real life Monty Python sketch.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25716 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:17 pm to
That is hilarious lol
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71446 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Zip lining is definitely a good benchmark for SWAT team evaluation


Well, given it's at the beginning, I think it's meant to be a basic physical fitness challenge.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5519 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:22 pm to
I wish I would have seen the rest of theirs. Part of the challenge is carrying one member back and zip lining back across with the "injured" team member.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33894 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:28 pm to
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think it's meant to be a basic physical fitness challenge.


What’s funny is their dead hang time was actually pretty impressive, especially in full gear. It was their mental strategy that failed and then they just fricking panicked
Posted by Captain Rumbeard
Member since Jan 2014
4145 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 2:33 pm to
One of the funniest things I ever saw was Shreveport PD SWAT attempting to beat Caddo SO SWAT at the Shreveport academy assaulting over the fence and into the next door grave yard. They were using that vehicle you see on the left against the wall in that video to run the vehicle up to the fence, drop that ramp over it and assault over it and down into the cemetery. Caddo had been using the thing for awhile so they were pretty good at it, but Shreveport came in with an attitude and decided they were gonna show them a few things about how to be a SWAT team crossing a fence.

Now this was during the winter and it was one of those really freaking cold days you'll get in Shreveport every now and then but for one of the biggest meatheads on SHV SWAT this was literally T-shirt weather. Everybody else was freazing but not this dude. He's too tough for cold. Roids don't care about the cold! Yeah he was that dude. And he was turning blue.

So Caddo got set up on the vehicle, drove it up real fast once the clock started, dropped the ramp, went down it in a stick and set up behind the gavestones. They did a great job. So now it's Shreveport's turn.

They back the truck up, get everyone in position, peel the frick out and almost knock down the fence stopping, drop the ramp and the stick starts hauling arse down the expanded metal ramp. And then one of them went down.

Then they all went down. And they rolled in a pile down that ramp and into the graveyard. Submachine guns flying around on tethers. Blood flying from the blue guy because he didn't have anything on his arms when he hit the ramp and started grinding under the pile down it.

So they hit the ground and started trying to make the best of it but the tethers on the smg's were all tangled up so they were not only unable to get their gun back in the fight, but some of them were now tied to each other.

It took them a minute to sort it out while everyone there was damn near pissing themselves laughing at them.
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