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re: Chargers Security Guard Rubbing One Out To Cheerleaders On The Field

Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68778 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

I'm wondering how the cheerleader didn't notice



She's probably used to it by now.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92466 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to
He needs a Robo-Jack
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11512 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:50 am to
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50812 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:50 am to
Dude has razor rash. A shorn scrotum is breathtaking. Really.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69701 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:58 am to
Just a bad case of jock itch.

I had s platoon sergeant like this, didn't care where he did it


Whom am I kidding that guy in the video went for the money shot
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:07 am to
quote:

they have probably 47 different cameras, how could this guy think this was a good idea?

That's exactly why I'd do it.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162549 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:19 am to
I have seen a guy constantly scratch his junk I finally told him L O T R I M I N. He wondered why the ladies wouldn't give him a chance.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45368 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:23 am to
His parents tried to raise him properly. They told him that whenever he shows up somewhere, whether business or professional, to never come empty handed.
Posted by NeddieBumpo
NYC
Member since Mar 2016
28 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:30 am to
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:52 am to
I don't have a penis but what in the world????

Does this weirdo not have access to the internet? Did he think one of those cheerleaders would notice his struggles and lend him a helping hand? What is his decision making process like?

I really don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31312 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:54 am to
This board never fails to deliver
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9343 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:54 am to
To be fair I don't walk around with it I have to waddle cause it's so big... :nana:
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20472 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:55 am to
quote:


Does this weirdo not have access to the internet? Did he think one of those cheerleaders would notice his struggles and lend him a helping hand? What is his decision making process like?


I'm just taking a wild guess here, but I'd guess he has some kind of mental issue. Maybe an illness or something.

quote:


I really don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


Well, we don't always walk. Sometimes we helicopter.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11152 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:57 am to
Well, he's about to be a newly unemployed sex offender.

ETA: and he'll forever be a fap time gif.
This post was edited on 12/20/16 at 11:59 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49477 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 12:12 pm to
GO CHARGERS! BEAT THAT MEAT!
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36545 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:02 pm to
Serious game of pocket pool


2 ball(s), side pocket
Posted by tiger perry
Member since Dec 2009
25668 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:06 pm to
Creepy
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73167 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Well, he's about to be a newly unemployed sex offender.


Stadium security isn't really a career. You show up early the day of, go to the office and get assigned a job.

When I couldn't get BCSNCG tix I went and got a job at Fess security by getting there at 7am. They assigned me to watch Lee Corso's trailer. About an hour before the game, I went to a guy getting off, offered him $20 for his inside access wristband. Then ran back to my car, changed into the Chef coat I had. Put it on, got in with catering wristband then went to my section for Saints games, and acted like I was guarding this emergency exit. Sadly it was the Gumps section. But I got to watch the game for free. Only had to work 8 hours for free as well.

Still a good savings for a shitty game.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
176003 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I went to a guy getting off, offered him $20 for his inside access


woah woah woah


that's very gay
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