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re: Chargers Security Guard Rubbing One Out To Cheerleaders On The Field
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to FelicianaTigerfan
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to FelicianaTigerfan
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I'm wondering how the cheerleader didn't notice
She's probably used to it by now.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:49 am to tiggerthetooth
He needs a Robo-Jack
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:50 am to tiggerthetooth
Dude has razor rash. A shorn scrotum is breathtaking. Really.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:58 am to NeddieBumpo
Just a bad case of jock itch.
I had s platoon sergeant like this, didn't care where he did it
Whom am I kidding that guy in the video went for the money shot
I had s platoon sergeant like this, didn't care where he did it
Whom am I kidding that guy in the video went for the money shot
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:07 am to Clyde Tipton
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they have probably 47 different cameras, how could this guy think this was a good idea?
That's exactly why I'd do it.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:19 am to lsucoonass
I have seen a guy constantly scratch his junk I finally told him L O T R I M I N. He wondered why the ladies wouldn't give him a chance. 
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:23 am to NeddieBumpo
His parents tried to raise him properly. They told him that whenever he shows up somewhere, whether business or professional, to never come empty handed.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:52 am to NeddieBumpo
I don't have a penis but what in the world????
Does this weirdo not have access to the internet? Did he think one of those cheerleaders would notice his struggles and lend him a helping hand? What is his decision making process like?
I really don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Does this weirdo not have access to the internet? Did he think one of those cheerleaders would notice his struggles and lend him a helping hand? What is his decision making process like?
I really don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:54 am to Golfer
This board never fails to deliver
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:54 am to BamaChick
To be fair I don't walk around with it I have to waddle cause it's so big...
:nana:
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:55 am to BamaChick
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Does this weirdo not have access to the internet? Did he think one of those cheerleaders would notice his struggles and lend him a helping hand? What is his decision making process like?
I'm just taking a wild guess here, but I'd guess he has some kind of mental issue. Maybe an illness or something.
quote:
I really don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Well, we don't always walk. Sometimes we helicopter.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 11:57 am to NeddieBumpo
Well, he's about to be a newly unemployed sex offender.
ETA: and he'll forever be a fap time gif.
ETA: and he'll forever be a fap time gif.
This post was edited on 12/20/16 at 11:59 am
Posted on 12/20/16 at 12:12 pm to NeddieBumpo
GO CHARGERS! BEAT THAT MEAT!
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:02 pm to Soup Sammich
Serious game of pocket pool
2 ball(s), side pocket
2 ball(s), side pocket
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:30 pm to AUbagman
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Well, he's about to be a newly unemployed sex offender.
Stadium security isn't really a career. You show up early the day of, go to the office and get assigned a job.
When I couldn't get BCSNCG tix I went and got a job at Fess security by getting there at 7am. They assigned me to watch Lee Corso's trailer. About an hour before the game, I went to a guy getting off, offered him $20 for his inside access wristband. Then ran back to my car, changed into the Chef coat I had. Put it on, got in with catering wristband then went to my section for Saints games, and acted like I was guarding this emergency exit. Sadly it was the Gumps section. But I got to watch the game for free. Only had to work 8 hours for free as well.
Still a good savings for a shitty game.
Posted on 12/20/16 at 1:33 pm to Napoleon
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I went to a guy getting off, offered him $20 for his inside access
woah woah woah
that's very gay
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