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Carnival barkers in supermarkets, etc.

Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:42 am
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15658 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:42 am
This wasn't a thing when I lived in Louisiana, not sure if they do it now. Here in Texas, when I go to Walmart it seems like there are half a dozen "carnival barkers" that set up little kiosks inside store, trying to get you to switch: cell phone companies, Internet providers, electric companies, etc. It's annoying as hell. Seems to be getting worse / more prevalent over the past decade. This just a local issue or is it everywhere? How do you deal with these people?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12157 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:43 am to
I just walk on by.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4252 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:43 am to
Ignore them or just say nope. It's easier if you avoid eye contact.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39065 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:43 am to
quote:

How do you deal with these people?


Ignore them and keep walking.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38411 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:44 am to
Never seen this in my entire life in Mississippi

But I also shop with headphones in and try not to linger in this places very long. Get in and get out
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:45 am to
I usually look at them and "mouth" something like "F**k you" in their direction.

I had never considered the term "carnival barkers". Thanks for the idea. My new comment will be "F**k you, clown."
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 9:46 am
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3910 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:45 am to
Costco has these. I do not like either.
Posted by beerandt
Member since Jan 2020
322 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:47 am to
Give them the train-wreck turkey-neck stare as you pass, without speaking.

If you do it right, they won't even try to engage.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134999 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Carnival barkers


A real Carnival barker!!

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59274 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:49 am to
Until boomers start retiring, jobs like these are the only ones millenials can get
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30180 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:56 am to
They want me to switch to TMobile? Tell them I have TMobile.

They want me to switch to AT&T? Tell them I have AT&T.

They want me to switch to Spectrum? Tell them I have Spectrum.

It’s a quick response that doesn’t piss anybody off.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16724 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:00 am to
I’m in Texas. I go in Walmarks maybe a handful of times a year. I have never seen this tho.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15658 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Costco has these.

Sam's Club as well. Actually, in addition to the typical phone companies and such - sometimes Sam's has the FULL ON carnival show. I'm talking about a guy with a mic'd headset doing a full TV-style infomercial for Ginsu knives or whatever. Cutting a tin can in half and then giving a free knife to the members of the crowd that watched the performance.

I'm actually less annoyed by these people than the T-Mobile assholes.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47485 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:02 am to
Then they’ll try upsell you
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24232 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:04 am to
They all pay to be there I'm fairly certain. My daughters team tried to do a fundraiser at the local Walmart recently and they have some sort of scheduling software they use that was down for the day, Walmart made them leave because they didn't have them scheduled.

Unless they are doing it for a non-profit, I'm fairly certain all those vendors pay the store something.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105355 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:04 am to
Don't see that too much but there's usually a church youth group raising money for their mission trip to some place that always includes a stop at the beach in Destin.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46946 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:22 am to
You are not obligated to look at them, look away, or say anything at all. You are obligated not to stab, shoot them or KTTFO.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4244 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:26 am to
The Bass Pro Shops Timeshare salespeople are the worst.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37712 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:27 am to
Oh, I remember a team of guys who would essentially trap you into a discussion about Direct TV at Best Buy.

Saw the same guys a few weeks later at Sam's. They are just guys desperate to make a few bucks. Talked with one of them who was a network engineer....had certs and all that good stuff about 5 years ago.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 8/21/24 at 11:28 am to
quote:

when I go to Walmart


Found your problem :trashy:
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