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re: Cargo shorts are ruining relationships

Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:09 am to
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:09 am to
I'm all about the Men's Capri pants! Nothing screams masculinity than white linen Capri pants. The women eat those up like chicken noodle soup.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40294 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:13 am to
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The women eat those up like chicken noodle soup.


Yeah, bc they know you like to shop and listen to show tunes.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:13 am to
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Why do men care what other men wear?


I really hope it's only a thing here. I have a pair still because I don't wear shorts a lot and the pair I bought years ago are still in good shape and I honestly don't give a shite.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:13 am to
Time for a cargo embargo
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:13 am to
Think of all the things you can carry in cargo pockets. Graphing calculator, candy, bouncy balls, Q-Tips, rocks... pretty much anything but a bid.

Just kidding, time for a cargo embargo. No one's gotten laid in cargos since Vietnam.
Posted by cincyykid
in a swamp far far away
Member since Mar 2016
1302 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:15 am to
Bunch of guys who never got a bid are in this thread
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29643 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:15 am to
My favorite meme was always the "What are you gonna do with all those pockets in your cargo shorts, geed?" stated by a dude that wears fishing shirts.

My only complaint about the conventional cargos is how baggy that crap is. Uncomfortable and the weight of em makes you sweat like hell down there.
Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
4087 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:26 am to
Until my wife says she will no longer have sex with me because of my cargo shorts, I will continue to wear them.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91074 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:31 am to
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Men who love them say they’re comfortable and practical for summer.


in what way? Where are you going or what are you doing that you would possibly need 2 gigantic pockets in addition to the 4 regular pockets you already have?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87977 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:32 am to
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I don't see anything wrong with the second pair


Pretty much everything.
Posted by Rust Cohle
Baton rouge
Member since Mar 2014
2167 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:43 am to
I started wearing a more tailored shorts, above the knee, and less pockets because I wanted something less sloppy. I was blown away at how cool and comfortable the were. Never go back. Even better is wearing a swimming trunks on a hot day. Maximum ventilation.
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 8:44 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69235 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:44 am to
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I can't get over guys that wear these in the heat of the summer. Paired up with two guys playing golf last weekend. It was hot as balls and they both had these heavy, clunky cargos on. Never understood where the fad came from. It makes zero sense.


Most of the courses in Palm Beach county don't allow them.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13570 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:44 am to
I just bought my first pair since college. Columbia Half Moon. Really deep back pockets, and the little cargo pockets on the front are mesh. Not baggy at all, and they're not so thick you burn up wearing them.

Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7877 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:45 am to
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Joseph Hancock, a design and merchandising professor at Drexel University, who wrote his Ph.D. thesis about cargo pants.


So this guy will spend the rest of his life getting called "Doctor" because he is an expert on cargo pants. And we wonder why the country is going down the tubes !
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:48 am to
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yes, i dont understand the chubbies craze at all


This! I mean, you literally couldn't go commando in chubbies because at any moment, your nuts could drop out the bottom and you'd have a wardrobe malfunction on your hands. And personally, I don't trust any pair of pants that I can't comfortably go commando in... It's just not American...
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:51 am to
If you're wearing cargo pants/shorts:
1) it's either acceptable where you live - which is sad
2) it's not acceptable and you are looked down upon, and rightfully so
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 8:52 am
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4393 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 9:04 am to
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I can carry all my stuff without strapping on a murse or fanny pack.


Are you forced to carry your wife's things along with your stuff?

What the heck are you carrying around that requires cargo shorts?

Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
10379 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 9:07 am to
I just like the way they look with casual t-shirts. Polos are another story
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 9:08 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17753 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 9:10 am to
RVCA or Hurley hybrids are my favorite "new" shorts

Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4393 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 9:20 am to
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RVCA or Hurley hybrids are my favorite "new" shorts


They come with the sweet leg tats or is that extra?
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