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Can you eat your meal after witnessing your waiter...

Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:47 pm
....take an atomic Dumb & Dumber shite in the restaurant’s bathroom. This kid washed his hands but I still had a hard time watching him serve us our food.

Would you get it to go? Just eat it and hope he washed off every bit of chocolate tapioca from his hands?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:48 pm to
Do people normally get poop on their hands when they take a shite where you’re from?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:48 pm to
You watched him doody?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:49 pm to
I don’t see a problem with it as long as he washed his hands. Also, how did you witness him taking a shite?

Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:49 pm to
The kid plating your food has probably been digging in his butt and nose. You just don’t see it.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:50 pm to


Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:51 pm to
Like you said, he washed his hands. If you are a part of the 90% of this board that has claimed to lick butthole then you should have no issue here.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:51 pm to
Shut up nerd

Wtf are you doing following your waiter around?
Loser
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24334 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:52 pm to
I was laying cable in the next stall and heard what sounded like water gun squirts and small rocks being dropped into the toilet. He finished up with a few Wookiee noises.



This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 8:54 pm to
Did he stick his hands in your food? Are you planning to lick the sides and bottom of the plate?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51596 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:10 pm to
Today was my first day at Applebees and I was nervous. I’m sorry that your experience was less than subpar.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:19 pm to
Do you still bone your wife after she takes an atomic dump?
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Do you still bone your wife after she takes an atomic dump




Yes, but i have to use Evolution Peptides to get it done.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:25 pm to
OP’s Subtle message noted-

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31591 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

You watched him doody?


I got the pukey hiccups from laughing way too hard at this phrasing.

I'm such a child.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:46 pm to
I’m married, so no. We don’t ever frick.

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 9:53 pm to
Waiter isn't who you need to worry about dude:

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