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re: Can I get some advice, I have no idea what to do.

Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:48 am to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:48 am to
quote:

I'm pretty sure the momma cat can manage this without your "help".


This. If you call animal control, they will likely be put down within the week.
This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 6:49 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:49 am to
And?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:49 am to
quote:

A few cans of Fancy Feast would be nice too.


This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 6:50 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:51 am to
quote:

And?


Didn't that gorilla teach you anything?
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16891 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:51 am to
Def call the police.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:55 am to
God has presented you a wonderful chance to milk a cat?

Don't blow it, you closet Focker.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:56 am to
quote:

In your yard, so you have to care, and pay, for them the rest of their lives. And any future offspring. I'm sure that you won't mind this seeing as how you support illegal immigration.
Funny how most will say this isn't the same or call you an idiot for the analogy, but it is spot on.
Posted by BamaFan70
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2009
1568 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:58 am to
.22 rifle

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Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Yeah definitely call the police and tell them there are cats in your yard.


Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5769 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:03 am to
quote:

I see some small cat-like creatures around the stomach.


quote:

I think it's a she and she has had kittens.


Da Fuq? You don't know what kittens look like?
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:03 am to
DO NOT LEAVE ANY FOOD OUT. If you do I hope you enjoy your newfound friends cause they are not going anywhere
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:06 am to
This is obviously a case for 911.

If you think it's an emergency....than its a got damn emergency.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27942 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:09 am to
quote:

I have no idea what to do.

build a 12 foot wall and grease it with Crisco ......cause their are more on the way.
This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 7:10 am
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:11 am to
Time to make some rice
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:14 am to
Whatever you do

1) don't put one of them in your car. The mom will reject it later, and Yellowstone NP park rangers will have to euthanize it.

2) don't let your small son fall into the area where it lives. It may drag him through the water by his leg and then proceed to protect him from a mob of agitated onlookers and get shot to death in the process.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98674 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:31 am to
Are these legal or illegal alien cats? Ask them for ID
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:36 am to
My pythons are hungry. Where exactly did you say this was?
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
11303 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:47 am to
You don't know how to handle a cat with kittens?? You don't even qualify as a female in this country...
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Have a Chinese restaurant nearby?


Ninedragon will have no problem giving future discounts in return for a couple kittens.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:06 am to
The little ones you can just step on their heads. The bigger one will probably require a .22 to the skull.
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