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re: Can I get some advice, I have no idea what to do.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:48 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:48 am to Darth_Vader
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I'm pretty sure the momma cat can manage this without your "help".
This. If you call animal control, they will likely be put down within the week.
This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 6:49 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:49 am to Bullfrog
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A few cans of Fancy Feast would be nice too.

This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 6:50 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:51 am to Hammertime
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And?
Didn't that gorilla teach you anything?
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:55 am to Eurocat
God has presented you a wonderful chance to milk a cat?
Don't blow it, you closet Focker.
Don't blow it, you closet Focker.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 6:56 am to jrodLSUke
quote:Funny how most will say this isn't the same or call you an idiot for the analogy, but it is spot on.
In your yard, so you have to care, and pay, for them the rest of their lives. And any future offspring. I'm sure that you won't mind this seeing as how you support illegal immigration.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:01 am to OneMoreTime
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Yeah definitely call the police and tell them there are cats in your yard.

Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:03 am to Eurocat
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I see some small cat-like creatures around the stomach.
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I think it's a she and she has had kittens.
Da Fuq? You don't know what kittens look like?
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:03 am to Eurocat
DO NOT LEAVE ANY FOOD OUT. If you do I hope you enjoy your newfound friends cause they are not going anywhere
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:06 am to Eurocat
This is obviously a case for 911.
If you think it's an emergency....than its a got damn emergency.
If you think it's an emergency....than its a got damn emergency.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:09 am to Eurocat
quote:build a 12 foot wall and grease it with Crisco ......cause their are more on the way.
I have no idea what to do.
This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 7:10 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:14 am to Eurocat
Whatever you do
1) don't put one of them in your car. The mom will reject it later, and Yellowstone NP park rangers will have to euthanize it.
2) don't let your small son fall into the area where it lives. It may drag him through the water by his leg and then proceed to protect him from a mob of agitated onlookers and get shot to death in the process.
1) don't put one of them in your car. The mom will reject it later, and Yellowstone NP park rangers will have to euthanize it.
2) don't let your small son fall into the area where it lives. It may drag him through the water by his leg and then proceed to protect him from a mob of agitated onlookers and get shot to death in the process.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:31 am to Eurocat
Are these legal or illegal alien cats? Ask them for ID
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:36 am to Eurocat
My pythons are hungry. Where exactly did you say this was?
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:47 am to Eurocat
You don't know how to handle a cat with kittens?? You don't even qualify as a female in this country...
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:05 am to Wtodd
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Have a Chinese restaurant nearby?
Ninedragon will have no problem giving future discounts in return for a couple kittens.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:06 am to Eurocat
The little ones you can just step on their heads. The bigger one will probably require a .22 to the skull.
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