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re: Can any one item help someone get more women than a boat?

Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:20 pm to
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Can any one item help someone get more women than a boat?

Apparently a high school locker is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66097 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:28 pm to
a puppy in a boat with frozen daquiris
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:30 pm to
Temporarily? Maybe a lambo.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29822 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

a puppy in a boat with frozen daquiris



Pull up to Zippys after dark acting silly. Being unique is like a cat to catnip.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5484 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 7:03 pm to
Let me tell you, ant woman my boat attracts is not my type what with the pleasant aroma of fish and shrimp and empty beer cans.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22944 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:10 pm to
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What comes close?


Dont need nothing for women. Just hit the popular night clubs around town during the peak of hunting season and popular fishing weekends... Them womens just lookin for some strange.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:12 pm to
J E L L O
Posted by Richardlong10plus
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2018
198 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:13 pm to
Me, hence my username!
Posted by Tigerhead
Member since Aug 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:17 pm to
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I'm obviously not talking about little Jon boats or bass boats


Let me guess. A cigarette boat. Am I right? The smart women will know you're compensating and won't be impressed. But you will snare the dumb ones!

Forgot to answer your question. The answer is self confidence.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 8:20 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61723 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:18 pm to
Must be looking for stupid women.
Posted by Tigerhead
Member since Aug 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 8:21 pm to
Nothing wrong with that. Just don't mess up and marry one.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3836 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:34 pm to
Pretty sure most women, at least educated ones, don’t care about boats at all.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:55 pm to
large penis.
lots of money.
being funny.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 12:02 am to
quote:

large penis.
lots of money.
being funny.

Sweet, I'm batting .333.
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 12:19 am to
Supercar; duh.
Posted by Croozin2
Somewhere on the water
Member since Dec 2004
3440 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:02 am to
quote:

The smart women will know you're compensating


I love this broad sweeping generalization. What do you consider the guy with the $100K competition ski boat or $70K bass boat? smh
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20035 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:27 am to
Motorcycle. When I was single, it was nothing to pick up ladies for a ride on the motorcycle. I'd even carry an extra helmet with me when bar hopping for such occasions.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63648 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:29 am to
A convertible?
Posted by CohibaLady76
Member since Dec 2017
178 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:38 am to
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Motorcycle. When I was single, it was nothing to pick up ladies for a ride on the motorcycle. I'd even carry an extra helmet with me when bar hopping for such occasions.


I can attest to that, my girlfriends and I hopped on many a bikes back in college and even a couple years after. Same with boats on spring break, at the lake, and in Miami. The sun, the wind, the freedom are FUN things to do and girls like to have fun. Doesn't mean a hookup will happen, just a fun time and then things go from there. A nice boat can open the door for guys and girls to break the ice especially in a group setting.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Pretty sure most women, at least educated ones, don’t care about boats at all.
Wrong
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