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Buying bulk toilet paper embarrassment
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:06 pm
Since TP is a current topic lately, anybody else feel eyes/thoughts when you buy toilet paper? Whether it's people in line behind me at the store or if a neighbor sees me carrying 30 rolls of TP inside, I always feel like someone is thinking "Geezus, he's got a lot of shitting to do."
I know when someone in front of me is buying Preparation H, I can't help thinking "Yikes, she's got hemorrhoids."
If you're buying condoms at Walgreens on a Friday, you know exactly what the cashier is already thinking about you.
Does anybody else buy their bulk TP at a 24 hour Walmart in the middle of the night like I do?
I know when someone in front of me is buying Preparation H, I can't help thinking "Yikes, she's got hemorrhoids."
If you're buying condoms at Walgreens on a Friday, you know exactly what the cashier is already thinking about you.
Does anybody else buy their bulk TP at a 24 hour Walmart in the middle of the night like I do?
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:08 pm to LSUFreek
You care way too much about what strangers think of you
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:10 pm to LSUJML
Seriously who frickin cares. We all shite and wipe our asses. Well most of us do and it’s a lot more embarrassing if you don’t.
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:10 pm to LSUFreek
Who still buys TP and stuff like that at a store?
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:11 pm to LSUFreek
I haven’t bought TP in weeks because I’m too scared people will know I poo. I ran out a week ago.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:12 pm to LSUFreek
I always think, someone's about to be wiping poo poo from her butt.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:12 pm to LSUFreek
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Does anybody else buy their bulk TP at a 24 hour Walmart in the middle of the night like I do?
I've always just told people that I'm stocking up for the next zombie apocalypse.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:12 pm to LSUFreek
Lol at you nasty losers using TP...
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:13 pm to TheWalrus
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who frickin cares. We all shite and wipe our asses.
Ive come into contact with some people that make me think otherwise
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
30 rolls will last me about a year, so the annual middle-of-the-night self check out works perfectly for me.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:15 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
I read the how-to for that yesterday. I suck at using chopsticks, so it isn't my best option.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:15 pm to LSUFreek
No. I buy that shite on Amazon
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:16 pm to tigergirl10
quote:pics?
No. I’m an adult.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:24 pm to LSUFreek
I used to use an old comedians joke when I saw a teenager at the register. Put the tp on the belt last and say "does this look like the right amount of toilet paper I'll need for this much food"? With the spectrums manning the registers now, you have to explain the joke just to get a blank stare and a shoulder shrug.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:24 pm to LSUFreek
To avoid the embarrassment we've started rationing our pooping.
It's my turn Tuesday.
Just not sure at this point whether to be happy or start crying???
It's my turn Tuesday.
Just not sure at this point whether to be happy or start crying???
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:35 pm to Sidicous
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To avoid the embarrassment we've started rationing our pooping.
What a logical solution to a complicated problem.
You, sir, are going places.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:36 pm to LegendInMyMind
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You, sir, are going places.
Well, not until Tuesday, but you know what I mean.
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