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re: Buying bulk toilet paper embarrassment
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:37 pm to LSUFreek
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:37 pm to LSUFreek
Wait until you're in your 50's and you find yourself buying Depends for your elderly, incontinent parent/parents, Tampons for your wife, Preparation H for your hemmies and K-Y for your sex life.
Just leave your dignity at the door when you walk in.
Just leave your dignity at the door when you walk in.
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:37 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:Just really starting to look forward to Tuesday so I can be going IN a certain specific place!
What a logical solution to a complicated problem.
You, sir, are going places.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:41 pm to Sidicous
It is raining here right now. I went out and took a shite in the field just to conserve.
Natures bidet. Can't beat it.
Natures bidet. Can't beat it.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:43 pm to tigergirl10
Post a pic of yourself please
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:51 pm to LSUFreek
quote:
middle-of-the-night self check out
That phrase means something TOTALLY different at my house.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:52 pm to LSUFreek
What kind of animal drags dry paper across their arse to clean themselves?
Get yourselves a Numi. It washes and drys!
Get yourselves a Numi. It washes and drys!
Posted on 3/14/20 at 11:00 pm to LSUFreek
I buy TP in bulk, every other month. I have it delivered by Amazon to my front door, like a normal, 21st Century American citizen.
I had my regular delivery on Wednesday and I felt self-conscious about it.
I had my regular delivery on Wednesday and I felt self-conscious about it.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 11:09 pm to LSUFreek
quote:
If you're buying condoms at Walgreens on a Friday, you know exactly what the cashier is already thinking about you.
I always swap the small condoms into a Magnum package before checking out.
And thankfully I already had a stash of TP.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 11:11 pm to LSUFreek
my wife used to send me out to get tampax at least once a month.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 3:41 am to LSUFreek
I bought 114 rolls - didn’t care
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:12 am to LSUFreek
Maybe OP should order condoms and toilet paper in Amazon, or through a delivery app like Grabbit.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:17 am to LSUFreek
I got behind a lady checking out with 100 rolls, I couldn't help myself from making a smart arse comment.
She used the ole "my husband told me to get it" excuse.
She used the ole "my husband told me to get it" excuse.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:33 am to LSUFreek
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If you're buying condoms at Walgreens on a Friday, you know exactly what the cashier is already thinking about you.
If she's hot I ask her what she's doing later.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:34 am to LSUFreek
I always think, "That person shits."
Posted on 3/15/20 at 8:32 am to LSUFreek
I picked up a pack at Target yesterday because we actually needed some. First time I ever felt insecurity buying a product.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 10:01 am to BuckyCheese
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If she's hot I ask her what she's doing later.
At Walgreens , nothing hot there
Posted on 3/15/20 at 10:03 am to Salmon
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Who still buys TP and stuff like that at a store?
Subscribe and Save FTW
I do that or Costco for household stuff.
Thankfully I'm not close to restock time on TP.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 10:14 am to LSUFreek
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Whether it's people in line behind me at the store or if a neighbor sees me carrying 30 rolls of TP inside, I always feel like someone is thinking "Geezus, he's got a lot of shitting to do."
Just get you an Auburn hat to wear when you buy large quantities of toilet paper. People will understand.
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