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re: “Butt breathing” might soon be an actual medical treatment

Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9614 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:35 pm to
I think I’d rather die than live life with an oxygen tube up my butt.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3780 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:36 pm to
OT is trending down lately...
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55028 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 8:39 pm to
PIIHB is taking on a whole new meaning
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
20704 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 8:47 pm to
Well, it kind of makes sense since you can get super drunk really fast by putting alcohol up your arse.

Or so I've heard.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13803 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

How'd they find 27 men to stick stuff in their butts?


They just went to College Station on any given day of the week.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7042 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 8:58 pm to
The OT is so negative, this news is a breath of fresh arse, air...air.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19488 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 9:17 pm to
So when crop dust the kids I can call it an 'exhale' now?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15825 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 9:20 pm to
As a kid and very young teenager my brother would stick his butt up in the air, and he was able to draw air in and fart on command. Just like those people that can swallow air and burp the alphabet, except the other end.

We thought it was hilarious and that he had to be some sort of circus freak.

I thought this thread was at least mildly about that from the title. I am disappoint


ETA - now that I've read all of OP, this thread IS mildly about that, except with science
This post was edited on 10/21/25 at 9:37 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66516 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 9:30 pm to
I mean…….. who the frick says,

“Ok guys, we don’t have enough ventilators. People are going to die soon. What can we do?”

From the back corner of the room…

“Uh sir? I’m just thinking here…could people possibly breathe with their arse?”
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60671 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 9:32 pm to
When you burp out of your arse, is it a burp or a fart? Hhmmmm…
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19223 posts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 10:09 pm to
The old "as long as you keep calling it your entrance hole, you're going to have problems"
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3607 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:45 am to
Sounds like a southpark episode.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16403 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:41 am to
quote:

The team recruited 27 healthy adult men in Japan



Had to be men, imagine trying to inject anything into a Japanese woman's blurry butthole.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6345 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:24 am to
For some reason this reminds me of a breeder selling quality Labs.
He’d often take a prospective buyer out for a demonstration of the dog’s retrieving prowess.

On one such trip out for ducks, the prospective buyer knocked one down and the dog was released.

Out the boat-splash-into the water-and straight to the bottom…

The owner leaned over almost swamping the boat and brought the dog into the boat by its collar.

He lifted the dog’s tail to expose a cavernous rectum draining prodigious amounts of water.

“Huh..I know what’s wrong. It’ll be fixed in a second.”

The owner took two smooth flat bricks and smashed the dog’s testicles between them at which time the dog’s rectum clamped too tight for a toothpick to fit.

Turning to the prospective buyer the owner says,

“I had him set for working the fields.”
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7424 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:32 am to
I think Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny has done this with the Asian Dr on the TV show.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19542 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:43 am to
Butt breathing sounds kinky
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1895 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 9:39 am to
quote:

As a kid and very young teenager my brother would stick his butt up in the air, and he was able to draw air in and fart on command. Just like those people that can swallow air and burp the alphabet, except the other end.


I have a friend that could do that as a kid as well.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37012 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 9:46 am to
quote:

How'd they find 27 men to stick stuff in their butts?


They just went to College Station on any given day of the week.


Too easy.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89139 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 9:48 am to
quote:

As a kid and very young teenager my brother would stick his butt up in the air, and he was able to draw air in and fart on command. Just like those people that can swallow air and burp the alphabet, except the other end.


I have a friend that could do that as a kid as well.


Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4343 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 9:52 am to
quote:

The team thought it might be possible and undertook experiments with mice and micro-pigs to test that hypothesis.


i thought pigs could already breathe through their buttholes? what would that prove?
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