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re: Buddy’s wife sold his Harley while he was on business trip

Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Tweet Tweet Birdies
Golf Course
Member since Jun 2018
259 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

What would the bawz of the ot do you if their significant other sold their prized possession while away?


Think long a hard about leaving. Seriously.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25623 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:25 pm to
The baw next weekend



I don't think that's what it meant when Easyriders mentioned scooter trash.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39578 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:31 pm to
Probably saved his life
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63302 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

What would the bawz of the ot do you if their significant other sold their prized possession while away?


Smash.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55596 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:37 pm to
i can't decide if i'd rather shite on bikers or pussy whipped husbands
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24261 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:39 pm to
Your buddy should not have been surprised. Good chance she had a screw loose before he put a ring on her finger. And, she was probably right, he didn't need it with all the house cleaning, cooking and laundry that he needed to get done. There was no time to ride anyway.
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13814 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:50 pm to
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And the notary approved of the forgery?


She could theoretically have POA over him. My wife has it for me in case I need her to sign something while I'm out of town
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62765 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:52 pm to
Was this done by Mrs.Bobby Petrino?
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6935 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:52 pm to
He's been fricking young tail and its payback.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:53 pm to
Depending on other factors, that may not exactly be divorce material right there, but it's definitely on the path to divorce. Not because having a Harley is so important, but because making controlling decisions like that unilaterally that is treating your spouse like a child just doesn't fly in a functioning marriage. I'd be livid if I were him.

E: But yeah, this probably didn't happen.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89516 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:53 pm to
I'll take, "More shite that didn't happen" for $600, Alex.
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89516 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:55 pm to
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Is your buddy 5’7 bald with a mustache and some gold rope chains and a 40 inch waist?



Hey, frick you, aight? I'm working on the waist, mothefricker.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56228 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 9:57 pm to
Pretty sure why she sold my bike. That bitch.

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for. "I'm okay, I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered," but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14429 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4070 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 10:08 pm to
He should sell her vehicle and get her a 1996 Cavalier with missing hubcaps.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 11:46 pm to
My mom gave the church all of my baseball cards, and comic books, while I was going through my freshman year at LSU. They sold them, flea market style, at some kind of fair they held.

I was really pissed off, even though they weren't being preserved. This was before we knew that stuff would be valuable. They were thrown into boxes, and stored in the attic. I just liked looking at some of them on rare occasions when I was home.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27066 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:43 am to
This didn’t happen, and owning a Harley is laughable, but if my SO ever sold something that was clearly “mine” without discussing it with me because she decided I “didn’t need” it, I would consider it a breach of trust on par with cheating.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 3:08 am to
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not like he would call authorities




Why not? It would just void the sale and he'd get his bike back
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 5:07 am to
quote:

Buddy’s wife sold his Harley while he was on business trip
This is the type of vehicle any of your “buddies” take their business trips in:



None of this happened.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21921 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 5:37 am to
If my wife sells my boat it better be to buy a newer bigger boat. I don't think that will happen though, she likes to fish as much as me.
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