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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman

Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:34 am to
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:34 am to
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Dude you are pathetic If you were any type of real pimp, with some slick game, you wouldn’t be on an anonymous message board bragging about it taking WEEKS to have a fling with a woman who is in the prime of her sex drive


Well that's no way to speak about the recently departed....
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19205 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:45 am to
Maybe he’s trulovin’ and doesn’t want to desecrate the beautiful sweet sweat slapping that occurred on Sunday night and changed his life forever.
Posted by FieldEngineer
Member since Jan 2015
2598 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:39 pm to
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Sometimes the most obvious replies are the best. Enjoy yet another in a long line of upvotes


They just keep pouring in. I only fear that I’ll never be able to live up to that again.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3182 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:57 pm to
I think my personal best was driving 41 in a 22.

It was the year 2000, was stationed in Pearl Harbor, and the only hunting to be had was meeting groups of women tourists who had finally saved up enough money to take their dream vacation to Waikiki.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53646 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 2:09 pm to
That's the crime scene photo of the Black Dahlia murder. Poor girl. That crime has never been solved.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7228 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 2:19 pm to
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I only fear that I’ll never be able to live up to that again.

Honestly, you wont. You peaked in this thread.

It was a perfect comment, right off the bat.
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Member since Jun 2011
2269 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 3:00 pm to
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That's the crime scene photo of the Black Dahlia murder. Poor girl. That crime has never been solved.


Are you sure? I googled "Charleston Crime Stoppers" and when that picture came up I thought maybe it was the OP....
Posted by Hotgin
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
1519 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 5:38 pm to
OP I believe everyone is concerned about your well being now.......... and of course the outcome of this weekend
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53141 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 5:41 pm to
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Have fun with her saggy, flabby body I guess. You should be going for 20-25 year olds like a normal 32 year old


He said 46, not 86
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15839 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 5:57 pm to
Wow! Came back to see how it all went down and all we seem to have is a soon to be missing person's report
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5784 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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2269 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:49 pm to
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Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad. So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.


It's been 2 weeks... has a missing persons report been filed yet?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:00 pm to


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One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick.




Score some Viagra.She's gonna expect more than that.
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Not_Sure
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:07 pm to
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It's been 2 weeks... has a missing persons report been filed yet?


Appears his last post was 7/11/20?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53115 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:14 pm to
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Score some Viagra.She's gonna expect more than that.

I found some Viagra at my dad's house when I was like 26 and was curious so I took one before I went over to my girlfriend's house that night.

That shite wasn't made for a healthy young man

I'm about the right age now unfortunately.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:38 pm to
Gave me a terrible headache the 1st time I took 1.

I'm 59 now.I've got a lady friend that seems to get revved up on the Viagra.We split 1 when I come across some.

Tantric Sex./Senior Edition.

eta: She's turned him into her Gimp by now.
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Hotgin
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
1519 posts
Posted on 8/24/20 at 3:06 pm to
So you just going to leave us hanging?? This whole time we where worried about your well being and you long on and ignore us??
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Member since Jun 2011
2269 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 3:15 pm to
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So you just going to leave us hanging?? This whole time we where worried about your well being and you long on and ignore us??


SCGamecock2988 was posting Saturday, so at least he's alive...

Profile

My guess is that his absence had something to do with the slow recovery from sphincter reconstruction surgery... but an update from the OP would be appreciated!
This post was edited on 8/31/20 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Barnacle Bill
Dallas
Member since Jan 2016
397 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 4:35 pm to
I don't think it turned out the way he planned.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6446 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 4:41 pm to
I think he didn't realize who was getting the anal. He hasn't been able to sit for awhile.
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