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re: Britain is banning Ninja swords by this summer

Posted on 3/28/25 at 12:14 am to
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7921 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 12:14 am to
MBLSGA - Making British Long Swords Great Again.
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
651 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 4:51 am to
quote:

This may actually be a good thing


WRONG!

Covington High School had an extreme Modern Feminist principal, Ms Massoth. She allowed every last suspended and expelled student from Nola to attend Covington High School in order for the mother to still receive free money from the taxpayers. The young scolars and overachievers stabbed each other with forks and butter knives in the cafeteria. The rest of us had to eat lunch with spoons because the Feminist Ideology says take away yhe forks if animals stab each other. Don’t get rid of the problem. Punish Everyone.

Sheeyit that’s probably Big Mike’s campaign slogan. Don’t get rid of the problem punish everyone.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5055 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 5:34 am to
Wasn't aware the the Brits had Ninja problems
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34197 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 5:50 am to
Yes, that will solve all of their issues with knife crime.
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
34816 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:16 am to
Keir starmer is an enemy of the people. He makes Justin Trudeau look like Patrick Henry
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24482 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:21 am to
Butter knives are next. Mother England wouldn't want anyone spreading themselves to death.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17296 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:22 am to
Are they going to do a ninja sword buy back program?
Posted by kftiger1
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
179 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:24 am to
Ninja swords don’t kill people. Ninjas kill people.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12745 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:26 am to
Ninja please
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20830 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 6:37 am to
quote:

The young scolars and overachievers stabbed each other with forks and butter knives


Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21991 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Wasn't aware the the Brits had Ninja problems
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155428 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 7:56 am to
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Teenage mutant turtles hardest hit

Well, just 25% of them.

When Britain sees a rise in hammer murders once swords are banned, I'm sure it will ban hammers next with a huge smile on its face thinking that will solve the problem too. This will be a TEXTBOOK example of how insane gun control over here would fail, and I hope liberals here are taking notes.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33240 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 7:57 am to
Well, visiting there was damn fun.

Didn’t feel any off kilter activity or oppression.

The pub crawls were epic.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21991 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 7:59 am to
Go back as a 12-14 year old girl and get gangraped
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33240 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 7:59 am to
Didn’t see any gang rape whilst there either.

Did read about some bullshite going on though.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179324 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:09 am to
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
651 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:47 am to
Says more about you than me.

Only the weakest passive aggressive beta boys point out phone typing errors.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3581 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:51 am to
I had no idea that Ninja sword chopping and killing was a thing in Britain.

Not that I have much interest in that place but where's Sky News posting sword protests in the streets of London?
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
3321 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:47 am to
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frickin Sporks are next. Can’t wait for the Muslims starving with chop sticks in there hands


Wait til they come for sticks AND stones!!

Better go see Stonehenge while you still have the chance
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127812 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:52 am to
Peak liberalism to look at the item instead of the people wielding the items
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