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re: Brazilian wife helps homeless man by having sex with him

Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2273 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:32 pm to
Take me to church

Also:


Wood

Not guilty


This post was edited on 3/19/22 at 10:33 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22271 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:33 pm to
she set that homeless dude up. Wanted to get caught and see her SO beat the shite out of someone.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17070 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:36 pm to
She can give me the most amazing 30 seconds of help
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114063 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:41 pm to
Bless her heart... And her pussy.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16250 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:46 pm to
Thou shalt not covet the homeless, Brazilian style.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12659 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

She told the cops she enjoyed helping vulnerable people through the church she attends.

This could get me back in church.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 11:03 pm to

Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12724 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 11:45 pm to
Probably because he always skips leg day.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30286 posts
Posted on 3/19/22 at 11:51 pm to
See this is where quick draw mcgraw has the upper hand, get in and get out before the mister comes calling. Hit it and quit it. Wipe off later.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36715 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 12:09 am to
How do you say “the weekend” in Brazilian Portuguese?
Posted by swervr
Everywhere
Member since Feb 2022
141 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 12:25 am to
South America always has crazy shite going down.

Also, that dude looks like a wax figure in 1st pic.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7560 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 12:50 am to
quote:

She told the cops she enjoyed helping vulnerable people through the church she attends. And she allegedly later told a friend she had received a 'message from God' to help the homeless man she was caught with.


She was getting tired of her body builder’s Vienna sausage sized peen from all the hormones he takes. So she wanted to ride dirty with a new peen. The Lord touches people in mysterious ways.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11354 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 2:42 am to
quote:

he always skips leg day.


He did not skip middle leg day.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67027 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 5:13 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261735 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 5:17 am to
Most of these stories are fake to drum up social media clicks.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12524 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 5:35 am to
She just misunderstood when the preacher said to spread the word to the homeless.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42962 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 6:55 am to
quote:

She told the cops she enjoyed helping vulnerable people through the church she attends.

And she allegedly later told a friend she had received a 'message from God' to help the homeless man she was caught with

I can’t speak for God, obviously, but I don’t think what she did with the homeless man is the way that God intends for one to help the poor.
Posted by BrasilBama
Rio de Janeiro
Member since Oct 2012
235 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 7:00 am to
This one is not. It's all over the news here and the memes are funny as shite. The poor guy will have to leave Brasil to ever escape this one.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79366 posts
Posted on 3/20/22 at 7:14 am to
Well, did the homeless guy finish?
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