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Boy did I ever piss this fat lesbian off this am
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:04 pm
FTR this was totally unintentional.
I'm at the store getting couple things and this fat dude with a chain clipped to its pocket with black boots and pants and weird hairdo was in front of me, and he said I'm hurrying (bc the shim and clerk were dicking around) I say hey bro don't worry about it.
Well apparently the bro was a girl.
She was fat and dressed like a dude with the butch dyke haircut.
She yells at me and said do I look like a guy to you? I was speechless and I said I'm sorry but I couldn't keep a straight face so it pissed the shim off more.
Had to leave the store without me garbage bags, lump charcoal and TP.
Great way to start a Sunday.
Cool story, I know.
I'm at the store getting couple things and this fat dude with a chain clipped to its pocket with black boots and pants and weird hairdo was in front of me, and he said I'm hurrying (bc the shim and clerk were dicking around) I say hey bro don't worry about it.
Well apparently the bro was a girl.
She was fat and dressed like a dude with the butch dyke haircut.
She yells at me and said do I look like a guy to you? I was speechless and I said I'm sorry but I couldn't keep a straight face so it pissed the shim off more.
Had to leave the store without me garbage bags, lump charcoal and TP.
Great way to start a Sunday.
Cool story, I know.
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Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:05 pm to TIGRLEE
If she wasn't a lesbian, she is now.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:06 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
said do I look like a guy to you?
Yes???
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:08 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
Had to leave the store without me garbage bags, lump charcoal and TP.
are you a leprechaun?
why did you not get your stuff?
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:08 pm to TIGRLEE
:Walmart terrorist joke:
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:11 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
Had to leave the store without me garbage bags, lump charcoal and TP.
Well did you at least get your Lucky Charms?
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:11 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
She yells at me and said do I look like a guy to you
Reminds me of this time back in the day when I was standing a rover watch in the military.
This contractor comes up to me asking me to show "it" where the bathroom was. Mens and women's bathrooms were in completely different areas, and even looking at "it" I honestly couldn't tell gender. I walked around buying time and giving people I know the help me look but no one understood.
Ended up playing it safe and taking it to the women's bathroom.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:12 pm to TIGRLEE
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:12 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:"You're a dead ringer for a dude."
said do I look like a guy to you?
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:12 pm to LSUBoo
The hairy arms and facial hair threw me off
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:14 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
I look like a guy to you?
Grab her by the pussy
"sorry mam"
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:16 pm to TIGRLEE
Why did you leave should have stood your ground it was just a butch dyke its not like it was going to kick your arse.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:17 pm to TIGRLEE
give away your grill....and go back to gas....you disappoint me......you got punked by chaz bono
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:22 pm to TIGRLEE
I fricked a really ugly lesbian in a tent one time because she was so ugly no other lesbians would frick her.
After we finished she farted and said "1-0". Scared the hell out of me. Then she reared back and farted again and said "2-0" I wondered what the hell was going on and she said she was bored so we should have a farting contest.
So I let one rip and said "2-1". I leaned back again and farted and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
So she started straining real hard and she shite all over the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
After we finished she farted and said "1-0". Scared the hell out of me. Then she reared back and farted again and said "2-0" I wondered what the hell was going on and she said she was bored so we should have a farting contest.
So I let one rip and said "2-1". I leaned back again and farted and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
So she started straining real hard and she shite all over the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:25 pm to Martini
WTF?
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:27 pm to beantown
Coarsening of America. Donald Trump and pussy have led us to this.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:27 pm to TIGRLEE
They shouldn't dress like that if they don't want to be called that....
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:28 pm to Martini
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:28 pm to Martini
quote:
I fricked a really ugly lesbian in a tent one time because she was so ugly no other lesbians would frick her.
After we finished she farted and said "1-0". Scared the hell out of me. Then she reared back and farted again and said "2-0" I wondered what the hell was going on and she said she was bored so we should have a farting contest.
So I let one rip and said "2-1". I leaned back again and farted and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
So she started straining real hard and she shite all over the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:35 pm to Athis
When I waited tables in college I asked a women if her son needed a kids menu
Turns out it was her girlfriend, not her son, she was pissed, and A different waiter had to take them
The "girlfriend" had bama bangs and a flat bill, was short, and I could barely see her face....honest mistake
Turns out it was her girlfriend, not her son, she was pissed, and A different waiter had to take them
The "girlfriend" had bama bangs and a flat bill, was short, and I could barely see her face....honest mistake
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