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Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:43 pm to TIGRLEE
The best part of this is you laughing in their face as they are yelling at you.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:47 pm to TIGRLEE
This isn't half the error as the famous "how many weeks along are you?" to the fat woman. That mistake will definitely get you nut punched.
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:50 pm to Lsuchs
"It's Pat!" from SNL
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:53 pm to TIGRLEE
Maybe strive for not buying your clothes at Walmart.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:54 pm to TIGRLEE
Why did you have to leave? That is really lame and ruins your otherwise funny story
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:24 pm to TIGRLEE
She brought on herself.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 2:52 pm to TIGRLEE
CLSB! 
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:06 pm to Athis
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:18 pm to jbgleason
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isn't half the error as the famous "how many weeks along are you?" to the fat woman. That mistake will definitely get you nut punched
This happened to me at a convenience store on Sherwood. The bitch came unglued. I saw her a couple of years later and she was skinny as a rail.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:22 pm to TIGRLEE
You do know that a fat lesbian is already pissed off at you from the start because you have something they don't, cock and bals
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:22 pm to TIGRLEE
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Had to leave the store without me garbage bags
Why not ask her to walk the plank?
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:55 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 10/9/16 at 3:56 pm to TIGRLEE
So you left without your groceries?
She is more alpha than you are.
She is more alpha than you are.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 4:16 pm to MBclass83
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"It's Pat!" from SNL
We had one of those in my office in the 90's. After we were told a advertising discount was ending, in a department-wide meeting she let out a loud, "Well that sucks."
That and her telling us about how she went to the March on Washington for Lesbian, Gay and Bi Equal Rights and Liberation.
Back then their protests made more sense. They were asking us not to discriminate against them because of their sexual preference. Now they've let outright nuts join their fold. When did that happen? When, and more importantly, why did they let the female impersonators join their fight?
Gotta go, Snake Plissken is about to go up into the Twin Towers on the Sony channel.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 5:54 pm to TIGRLEE
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Boy did I ever piss this fat lesbian off this am
You are really pushing it with this gender specific address.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 5:57 pm to TIGRLEE
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She yells at me and said do I look like a guy to you?
I'm sorry, but I'd have had to be like: "Well, since you ask, yeah."
Posted on 10/9/16 at 5:59 pm to jbgleason
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This isn't half the error as the famous "how many weeks along are you?" to the fat woman. That mistake will definitely get you nut punched.
"Unless you can actually see that baby exiting the birth canal, never EVER imply that a woman might be pregnant."
- Dave Barry
Posted on 10/9/16 at 6:01 pm to Martini
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I fricked a really ugly lesbian in a tent one time because she was so ugly no other lesbians would frick her.
After we finished she farted and said "1-0". Scared the hell out of me. Then she reared back and farted again and said "2-0" I wondered what the hell was going on and she said she was bored so we should have a farting contest.
So I let one rip and said "2-1". I leaned back again and farted and said "2 all." She looked at me and said "you're fricking good."
So she started straining real hard and she shite all over the bed. She said "halftime, change sides."
Who the frick has a bed in their tent? This story smells like bullshite.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 9:27 pm to LSUBoo
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smells like bullshite
Meh, there's somebody for everybody.
Martini obv struggles.
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