re: Bourbon Street earlier today...

should've set up about 10000 mousetraps all along Bourbon during this time

Did epcot add New Orleans to World Showcase?

14.5 of them didn’t know
The other ones are too trashy to care

Checks out...




Live web cam

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don’t worry the stench is forever engraved on that street

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Again, the street was literally replaced, not overlayed.

Ok it still stinks down here who am I trying to fool.

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It's almost unrecognizable without fresh piss flowing along the curb

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No tourist...

A poem I wrote some years ago


Une Ode De L’Odeur

You can kidnap me,
blindfold me,
take me away
for a number of days
to a far distant land,
but if you return me
to one certain place,
with my bound, sightless face,
I’ll still know where I stand.

Better shove plugs
in my squinting ears, too,
as the sounds of this street
would too soon tell the tale,
but the best give-away
to this mystery and veil
is the smell, night and day,
that would turn the dead pale.

Inside your nostrils,
a fingerprint scent,
a strong and indelible
stirred cesspool mess
of horse feed and hayseeds,
mule stools and piss,
hair spray and hair pomade,
milk soured thick, sewer lines,
patchouli, bags of refuse,
bikers’ pipes, beer, sweat,
and cheap, sweet perfume,
sticky red puddles
of hurricane puke; and
you won’t smell the Bourbon,
but it’s there for you.