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Jimmy2shoes
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Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
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An odd creature with dolphin-like head, sharp fanged teeth and a long snake-like tail has washed up on a beach.

Shocked locals found the mysterious animal on the Destiladeras beach on the Pacific coast of Mexico, but no-one has been able to identify it.

According to local reports, the animal does not have eyes, prompting some to predict that it may well have come from deep in the Pacific Ocean when no light penetrates and eyes are not needed.


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Chad504boy
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Looks like one of Joe burrow's sperm.


DomincDecoco
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Big arse eel...Get the soy sauce


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noonan
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
That'll be a new lol meme.


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DByrd2
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Mexico has the worst water.


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Hangover Haven
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a Moray
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fr33manator
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
It’s a mutant dolphin



You’re whale-cum


TheCaterpillar
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
So, an eel?


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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Chupacabra


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BeachDude022
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Giant blind eel?
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Harry Caray
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
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According to local reports, the animal does not have eyes, prompting some to predict that it may well have come from deep in the Pacific Ocean when no light penetrates and eyes are not needed.
Ain't no "may" about it. There is practically a full world of undiscovered shite at the bottom of the ocean.


YNWA
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
I'll wait for a real new paper to run the story. Not the tabloid trash owned by Rupert Murdock


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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
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odd creature


That's an eel baw. Some hombre gonna be making fish tacos out his arse


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Looks like a dolphin got an eel to the rape cave.


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frankthetank
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Evolution can be summarized as a mutation who somehow convinces or forces another to mate. If this isn't the mutation's offspring then let's all hope this guy didn't get that chance.


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OweO
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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
It looks like a dolphin had an abortion.


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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
Damn, ya’ll need Jesus


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