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re: Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico

Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:20 pm to
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I'll wait for a real new paper to run the story. Not the tabloid trash owned by Rupert Murdock


So CNN? MSNBC? Those bastions of credibility?
Posted by cascadia
Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:22 pm to
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Looks like one of Joe burrow's sperm

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Chad504boy


You get a good facial view of ithem?
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6776 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:49 pm to
Never seen a Moray Eel before?



ETA: Gotta love the downvotes for posting what it actually is.
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:52 pm to
Dolphin probably raped an eel. Dolphins are rapey, hell I saw Hank Hill get some Dolphin action before.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:55 pm to
I think it’s probably a deformed dolphin that went full term and died after birth because it couldn’t swim. Deformities afflict all mammals, including humans.
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:59 pm to
I've swam on that beach several times. It's gorgeous and practically deserted. Just north of PVR.
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:15 pm to
Agree with one caveat, do dolphins have teeth like that?
Posted by Boo Krewe
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:16 pm to
Call Aquaman
Posted by LSUEnvy
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:17 pm to
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do dolphins have teeth like that?

Yes
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:19 pm to
So cute!
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6776 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:28 pm to
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do dolphins have teeth like that?


quote:

Yes


No.

You know what does have teeth like that?




...a Moray Eel
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12898 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:56 pm to
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Bizarre eye-less creature with dolphin-like head washes up on beach in Mexico
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Damn, ya’ll need Jesus


ISWYDT
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14421 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:03 pm to
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Colonel Angus
I've swam on that beach several times. It's gorgeous and practically deserted. Just north of PVR.


Nobody gives a frick anus..
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:07 pm to
You might be too stupid to insult.

What's more likely, that it's a moray eel with mutations that have knocked out development of eyes, a dorsal fin, and skin pigment (and that's just the differences a toddler would notice from comparing the two)? And that such an animal would survive to adulthood in that ecosystem?

Or is it just a different animal from the least explored location on Earth?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17499 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:20 pm to
Fake
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164143 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:25 pm to
We also have no frame of reference of what size it is.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:40 pm to
Lol that funny
Posted by El Magnifico
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Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:51 pm to
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Pacific coast
Fukishima dolphin abortion
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:52 pm to
Selfie
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6776 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

You might be too stupid to insult.

What's more likely, that it's a moray eel with mutations that have knocked out development of eyes, a dorsal fin, and skin pigment (and that's just the differences a toddler would notice from comparing the two)? And that such an animal would survive to adulthood in that ecosystem?

Or is it just a different animal from the least explored location on Earth?




What's more likely is that your stupidity is beyond measure.

You're looking at the dried up beached carcass of a moray eel. The British equivalent to the National Enquirer posts a picture and some BS story and you swallow it all hook line and sinker (pun intended).

Look closer Cousteau. See the eye now? It smaller because it's dried out. You know what else happens to many marine fish when they die? Their pigment fades, darkens and sometimes disappears all together.



There are over 200 species of Moray Eel worldwide, in many color patterns. In the pic, you're looking at the ventral side of the carcass, and the soft dorsal fin of a moray is maybe 1.5" high. This one is dried up so it's much smaller. In other words it's there but from the angle shown you can't see it.

The next time you decide to debate marine life like a fricking keyboard warrior, don't do it with someone with a degree in Marine Biology and 35 years diving experience.

I've actually explored the ocean, have you ever even seen the Ocean? (I doubt it)


One more thing, have an RA.

fricking mental midget
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 7:16 pm
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