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re: Billie Eilish in a bikini isn’t as revolting as I thought. (NSFW)

Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:18 am to
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5583 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:18 am to
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Pretty young to be so saggy...


i think you forgot what natural looks like. stop looking at instagram so much.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12496 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:19 am to
She’s clearly got a pretty face. She just doesn’t try.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10826 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:23 am to
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fat and trashy

Yeah...So fat and trashy Ok maybe a hint of trashy, but IMO just the right amount.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71062 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:25 am to
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Yeah...So fat and trashy


you missed the part where I said "tOT".

This board considers Kate Upton fat.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
75274 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:26 am to
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True, but she usually has them covered in baggy clothes. She’s never put them on display this openly


she has and she was cool enough to keep the fun bags under wraps until she was over 18.

no awkward google searches needed.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
23343 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:29 am to
She’s pretty but I’ve listened to interviews with her on Howard Stern. She seems to have a fairly odd relationship with her brother. They co-write a bunch of her tunes which is cool, but then I’m pretty sure they rarely separate from each other. Not sure what’s going on there.

She also seems really, really close with her family which is somewhat refreshing. So maybe it’s insulating her from the leftist bloodsuckers that tend to ‘Miley/Brittney’-fy their victims.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10826 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:30 am to
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you missed the part where I said "tOT".
Gotcha, saw the responses through the thread about her double chin, naturals, and size and responded to the last one with those keywords in it. The 5'7" +230-LB 45-50 yr old men on here criticizing a fit, blue eyed, naturally stacked, wealthy 20 year old is mindboggling.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8059 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 10:32 am to
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She’s clearly got a pretty face. She just doesn’t try.


She is pretty and actually has a nice smile. Unfortunately, she has extreme Resting Emo Bitch Face.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17885 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:23 am to
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Dude, not many women that have a natural chest her size are sitting high.




Yep, most of them would fail the "pencil test" and pass the push broom test.
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
13767 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 11:58 am to
Her rack is perfect, anyone complaining is a total moron.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22821 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 12:44 pm to
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Her rack is perfect, anyone complaining is a total moron.



Well, this is the OT right? Even supermodels get shite on because they don't look quite like they did at 21 after 3 or more kids and actually eating normally.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14367 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 1:54 pm to
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She is about Madonna level. 1983-84 Madonna. Prior to her movie. Desperately Seeking Susan.


Not even close
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5970 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 2:27 pm to
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i think you forgot what natural looks like. stop looking at instagram so much.




No, I know saggy flap jack titties when I see them...
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22821 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 2:28 pm to
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No, I know saggy flap jack titties when I see them...


Most natural titties, especially ones her size, are without a bra. Bras can be just as magical if not more so than makeup.

This post was edited on 6/14/23 at 2:30 pm
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29763 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 3:06 pm to
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Unfortunately, she has extreme Resting Emo Bitch Face.


I think most of that is her "persona" to sell her music.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20197 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 3:08 pm to
This thread is really exposing which guys here have never seen a set of titties IRL
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5970 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 3:10 pm to
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Her rack is perfect




Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1522 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 5:10 pm to
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Im convinced some of you have no idea what real tits actually do or have ever seen some irl.


Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5058 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 5:15 pm to
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I know saggy flap jack titties when I see them...


You really don't.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102210 posts
Posted on 6/14/23 at 5:19 pm to
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She is about Madonna level


Madonna was the biggest female pop star in the world in her heyday. Is Billie Ellish that big?
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