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Biggest butt chewing you ever took?
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:09 pm
I mean someone really let you have it.
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Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:11 pm to Tiger Ryno
Ordered a Bud Light.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:13 pm to Tiger Ryno
Company man who was a pill head who was out of his fix got pretty radical after we parted pipe in the injector head. He was on a tirade until one of the hands who was sick of his shite threatened to throw him overboard. He went in his room and pouted after that then ran us off because he was threatened. I didn’t care, I still made 10 bonus days.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
I ran an Ironing business in bootcamp I was so busy I had to hire workers. 5 bucks per shirt 5 for pants. 9 for the pair. I made more ironing than the RDC did for pushing boots. They got big mad I got all kind of extra attention for the last 2 weeks of boot camp till the last 2 days and they told me they was actually impressed with the hussle. But the real money was the kid that had the cell phone. Nov 2002 Great Lakes. Plt 057
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
Does this include estrogen-related nonsense?
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:15 pm to billjamin
You just drug up?
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:16 pm to Tiger Ryno
Never really got one. Maybe my mom when I was a kid.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:19 pm to Tiger Ryno
Back talked my mom
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:19 pm to Jake88
Shitterprise rent a car working by right out of college. Other than daily arse chewings, we had a bank one corporate client we had to put in a piece of shite Pontiac firebird 2 door one time. We had no other cars on the lot. He needed having a flat tire on the atchafalaya basin. Holy Mother of God that was bad.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:20 pm to Tiger Ryno
Years ago I worked in logistics and contracts for a small chemical manufacturer and the plant facility manager was on vacation. So a few operations complained to me about the conditions about one of the STS tanks, so I called one of the operation manager at the corporate office.
The guy let me have it for about 15 minutes- basically told me to not worry about safety conditions
The guy let me have it for about 15 minutes- basically told me to not worry about safety conditions
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:21 pm to Tiger Ryno
I earned plenty of arse chewings and butt cuttings growing up, but the one that sticks out the most is the one that I didn't get. My father bought a brand new GMC farm truck with a granny gear for pulling wagons, implements, and such. They delivered it to the farm on Friday. Saturday, I hopped in it with a buddy to go feed deer stands or whatever. We got to the swamp crossing and it was flowing pretty good, but not extremely flooded. I looked at him and said "Should I?" He replied "Hell no". I floored it. Water came over the hood and in the doors. Bent the pistons on the engine. They picked it up Monday and I never saw that truck again. My father never said one word. Years later, I asked a friend of his why he didn't beat my arse. He replied that my father had told him at the time "If I got started, I would have killed his dumb azz". 
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:22 pm to Tiger Ryno
Got thrown out at third with 2 outs.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:28 pm to Tiger Ryno
I was going to get one when I was about 23 for pissing off the boss. As soon as he started talking, I asked him if I was getting fired. Dude said yes, so I said save your breath and walked out. That really got him going.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:30 pm to Tiger Ryno
my moms told me repeatedly no one would ever love me
and that why my real mom gave me up for adoption
and that why my real mom gave me up for adoption
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:31 pm to Tiger Ryno
I worked offshore for 24yrs, too many to count. When I broke out drilling, I got my arse chewed out every day for a year by one Rig Manager. One he came into the dog house and said, "I know I've been hard on you, but I just wanted to make a good driller out you". Never had another problem with him after that. He was the best I ever worked for.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:31 pm to Tiger Ryno
Drill Sergeant on first day of Basic Training. a-hole gave us all the business.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:32 pm to BadatBourre
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butt chewing
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Ordered a Bud Light
You mean AFTER you ordered a Bud Light
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:41 pm to Walt OReilly
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Walt OReilly
quote:I know some of you think I’m Walt, but I would never write an incomplete sentence that lacks punctuation.
Back talked my mom
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:42 pm to Yesca11
Couple times. There was the Rusty Trombone episode back in ‘96. Then there was the 25 times I ran the option to the short side of the field back in 2011
Posted on 5/17/23 at 5:44 pm to Tiger Ryno
Once when I was a kid I was visiting a friend’s house and like any kid I was enjoying playing with things he had that I did not.
One such this was a wrist rocket sling shot. I was standing on the edge of his gravel driveway picking up rocks and launching them in a high arc so they would land on the top of an old metal building about 150’ away.
I’m doing this for about 5 minutes and loving it when my friend’s aunt pulls up in her brand-new (like came straight from the lot) car. I didn’t think much of it and just kept launching rocks… well one of them missed its mark and landed dead smack in the middle of the top of the trunk of this brand-new car leaving a massive crater.
The next hour was literally me sitting on the sofa being yelled at by my friend’s grandfather (lived next door). I was maybe 10-11 and to this day it’s the best arse chewing I ever got.
I still feel terrible about it 25-30 years later.
One such this was a wrist rocket sling shot. I was standing on the edge of his gravel driveway picking up rocks and launching them in a high arc so they would land on the top of an old metal building about 150’ away.
I’m doing this for about 5 minutes and loving it when my friend’s aunt pulls up in her brand-new (like came straight from the lot) car. I didn’t think much of it and just kept launching rocks… well one of them missed its mark and landed dead smack in the middle of the top of the trunk of this brand-new car leaving a massive crater.
The next hour was literally me sitting on the sofa being yelled at by my friend’s grandfather (lived next door). I was maybe 10-11 and to this day it’s the best arse chewing I ever got.
I still feel terrible about it 25-30 years later.
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