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re: Bidet Purchase...Proof that spending time on the OT actually can be productive.

Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9687 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:20 pm to
You can even buy used ones on Amazon!
Isn’t that lovely?
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:29 pm to
That Luxe Bidet is by far the best money I ever spent.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32963 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:20 pm to
I have a similar one and love it.

My in-laws have 3 nice ones in their bathrooms. Heated seats, warm water, and a fan to dry you. I love taking a shite at their place.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

Or if you have one of those fiery sh!ts from spicy food or the morning after a Taco Bell binge that cold water is a lifesaver.
I can’t imagine cleaning all the bidet pieces after explosive diarrhea.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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194397 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:38 pm to
Foaming cleaning spray helps


And then my powerful stream of urine directed at the problem spots help
but I don't think that's going to help you much
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

Foaming cleaning spray helps
it still needs to be wiped down

I like a clean terlit

quote:

And then my powerful stream of urine directed at the problem spots help but I don't think that's going to help you much
I could recruit help but then it cancels out the scrubbing bubbles
This post was edited on 4/30/25 at 11:44 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:44 pm to
Terlit brush

And your children sound disgusting

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

Terlit brush
I use the punished kids’ toothbrushes for fine cleaning
quote:

And your children sound disgusting
it’s not necessarily them
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:55 pm to
They're not helping it's all that ice cream you feed them at night
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:01 am to


It’s my mom’s fault - when she lived here she wanted ice cream instead of supper
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:04 am to
Dark chocolate Dove bars are the tits

And the mocha almond

AND

Doritos
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:08 am to
We had the mocha toffee almond haggen Daas ones the other night

Night night, Owlie
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:11 am to
Peace
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
317 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:11 am to
In laws rave about theirs. Never used one before but for $60 what’s the harm in getting one? Looks like Amazon also offers used ones for half price WTF?
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7363 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:38 am to
Okay, finally installed after buying one thanks to this thread. Coincidentally, installed it the night before my wife's colonoscopy prep It's amazing.

This will definitely lead to more sex. The feminine wash is a game changer for women.
This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 11:39 am
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1471 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:51 am to
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without all the toilet paper waste.


Were you keeping it before instead of flushing it away?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7001 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 11:59 am to
4.6 rating on 5500+ reviews? Probably a good purchase.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162272 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 12:21 pm to
Does the one in the OP have 2 nozzles? I am watching the videos

https://www.amazon.com/LUXE-Bidet-Plus-Next-Generation-Self-Cleaning/dp/B0B1H9W4D2?th=1

Posted by doliss
Northern VA
Member since Sep 2009
1046 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:01 pm to
Bought one of the luxe ones during covid to try it out. Ended up liking it so much decided to go for the upgrade a couple years ago and go with Toto Bidet

Had to install an outlet in the bathroom close to the toilet, but so very much worth it in the end
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133223 posts
Posted on 5/3/25 at 1:03 pm to
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