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Beware the Eyes of Marge! A thread of malapropisms
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:43 am
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:43 am
Ill portents afoot.
If so, fatso, you should put your money where your mouse is and Share your favorites.
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Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 7:59 am
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:50 am to John Coctostan
"Mmmmhmhmhmhh..." - pissed off Marge Simpson
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:59 am to fr33manator
Never really cared for The Simpsons. Downvote away, Homers.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:55 am to fr33manator
For all intensive purposes this is something a southmore would have posted
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:08 am to fr33manator
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:58 am to fr33manator
It’s a moo point!
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 9:59 am
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:15 am to fr33manator
What is your mating name?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:37 am to oogabooga68
That doesn't jive well with me.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:41 am to fr33manator
There are no malapropisms. It's all a pigment of your imagination.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:45 am to fr33manator
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this
Stolen, but still funny
Stolen, but still funny
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:50 am to fr33manator
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A thread of malapropisms
Meh...I could care less.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:54 am to fr33manator
Pre-Madonna will forever be my favorite.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:57 am to Rep520
You know what they say, a hand in the bird is worth two in her bush
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:05 am to fr33manator
Posted on 3/15/24 at 11:19 am to fr33manator
Actually heard this one from a 10 yr. old girl.
"I can't go to school today, I have loose bottles".
"I can't go to school today, I have loose bottles".
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