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Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:00 pm
I'll hang up and listen.
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:01 pm to HeadSlash
Don't worry. If you say that, they'll stop talking to you.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:01 pm to HeadSlash
Slow down. We just met.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:01 pm to HeadSlash
I just tell them my boyfriend has a bigger cock than her boyfriend.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:01 pm to HeadSlash
I don't care
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:02 pm to HeadSlash
The best one and most effective I've had is
That's OK, I have a gf too.
That's OK, I have a gf too.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:02 pm to HeadSlash
Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:02 pm to ell_13
quote:That's a good one. Make her the idiot.
Slow down. We just met.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:02 pm to Martini
quote:
Martini
That's one way to play it
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:02 pm to HeadSlash
Nothing. Don't be a home wrecking piece of shite.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:03 pm to HeadSlash
I have a math test tomorrow.
What? I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.
What? I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:04 pm to HeadSlash
"only one?"
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:04 pm to ell_13
quote:
Slow down. We just met.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:04 pm to HeadSlash
Them: I have a boyfriend.
Me: I have a watch.
Them: Huh?
Me: Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about things that are irrelevant.
Me: I have a watch.
Them: Huh?
Me: Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about things that are irrelevant.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:05 pm to HeadSlash
I have a goldfish
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:05 pm to RougeTiger
quote:
I have a math test tomorrow.
What? I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.
Way better than mine.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:06 pm to brucevilanch
If a girl tells me this it's one thing, but I hate it when someone comes up to me and tells me that some girl I'm talking with at a bar has a bf. Like that matters to me and I care at all about the happiness of some random guy. Bf ain't married.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:07 pm to brucevilanch
ETA: and both were true
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:07 pm to PhiTiger1764
quote:
I have a goldfish
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to HeadSlash
It depends.
If you just met her and she says it and immediately looks away, move on.
If she says it while bent over and panting, proceed.
If you just met her and she says it and immediately looks away, move on.
If she says it while bent over and panting, proceed.
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