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re: Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."

Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."


Has anyone offered:

"What's her name?"
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:19 pm to
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So I want a girl that will drop me at the first time she gets hit on by someone else?


It's your own fault if you can't keep a girl interested in you for long periods of time. If she leaves you at the first hint of something else, either you suck or she wasn't really interested in you in the first place, you were just a convenient source of free meals for her.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:21 pm to
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Still stand by that guys and girls can't be friends... I know there are exceptions but it is the general rule


I agree with this in the situation where both male and female deem the other party to be good looking enough to sleep with, then no, friendship can't be had, however if one party isn't on the sexual level of the other then yes friendship can be had
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83020 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:23 pm to
Simple. Be friends with uglies
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:25 pm to
I have a lot of female friends....


wait......
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:27 pm to
You're right, why alot of girls friend gays so they can get a little introspective into the male psyche and don't have to worry about getting drunk and accidentally sleeping with him
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:27 pm to
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Simple. Be friends with uglies 



Yeah but then you get drunk and find the light switch. Uglies are a no go too.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89115 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:28 pm to
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It's your own fault if you can't keep a girl interested in you for long periods of time. If she leaves you at the first hint of something else, either you suck or she wasn't really interested in you in the first place, you were just a convenient source of free meals for her.


Have you married one of these girls you described?
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

It's your own fault if you can't keep a girl interested in you for long periods of time. If she leaves you at the first hint of something else, either you suck or she wasn't really interested in you in the first place, you were just a convenient source of free meals for her.


TPOS
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50737 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."


He's a lucky man. Sorry to bother you.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78357 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:07 pm to
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I swear. With some people, you cannot win if you're being hit on and you have a BF.



Works in reverse too though. Not mentioning your wife when having a conversation can end up making one look like an arse.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59193 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:20 pm to
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Eatin' ain't cheatin'


The first time I ever heard that it was from a gal I grew up with. She had a boyfriend that was out of town...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92148 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:21 pm to
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Not mentioning your wife when having a conversation can end up making one look like an arse.

sometimes you just forget things
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5776 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:24 pm to
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I agree with this in the situation where both male and female deem the other party to be good looking enough to sleep with, then no, friendship can't be had, however if one party isn't on the sexual level of the other then yes friendship can be had


I was never really "friends" with ugly girls. I mean I was always the reacher but I would have nailed every girl friend for the most part and when in a relationship these "friends" are no longer around.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97002 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:28 pm to
some of these replies are awful.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25664 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

So I want a girl that will drop me at the first time she gets hit on by someone else?



And there it is...

The reason you dont hit on girls with boyfriends, is because deep deep down, you are terrified that this proves that girls and cheat, and will cheat on you.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78357 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

sometimes you just forget things



Usually there is no way to look non-creeper and work in that you have a wife early in the conversation.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92148 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:43 pm to
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Usually there is no way to look non-creeper and work in that you have a wife early in the conversation.


I've been out of that game for a while but I admit to being a shameless man whore in my single days. I actually bought a wedding ring to wear because I'd heard that some girls considered that a challenge, and that was true.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 3:45 pm to
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Have you married one of these girls you described?


Nope, I've never married any girl. I have dated girls that had boyfriends when we met and I've gone out with girls that I've met while I've been in a relationship. It's not home wrecking. Some of you people need to stop being a bunch of pussies.

Love is a battlefield bro.
Posted by moon
USA
Member since Dec 2010
2701 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 4:01 pm to
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Me: How long have you had that problem?
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