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re: Best Bathroom / Portalet wall Poetry
Posted on 6/6/16 at 5:39 pm to Oneforthemoney
Posted on 6/6/16 at 5:39 pm to Oneforthemoney
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Posted on 6/6/16 at 5:46 pm to Btrtigerfan
We the unwilling, led by the unknowing have been doing this shite for so long and with so little we can now do the impossible with nothing.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 5:47 pm to Btrtigerfan
I worked in a fabrication yard for 12 years...... maintenance would have been better off painting the walls with chalkboard paint.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:02 pm to Btrtigerfan
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:11 pm to hogminer
The night was dark the sky was blue
Down the street the shite wagon flew.
The sound was loud
A cry was heard
A man was killed by a flying turd.
Down the street the shite wagon flew.
The sound was loud
A cry was heard
A man was killed by a flying turd.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:25 pm to Oneforthemoney
I can't recall the poems accurately, but in 1989 and 1990 on the 2nd floor, west wing, of Rapides dorm at Northwestern in Natchitoches, there was a serial poet.
He'd plug up the commode and leave a different hilarious poem written on toilet paper about once a week. At the bottom it always said "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again".
We had bets on who it was, but no one ever found out who it was. Mad Shitter, if you're reading this, reveal your identity so I can finally win.
He'd plug up the commode and leave a different hilarious poem written on toilet paper about once a week. At the bottom it always said "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again".
We had bets on who it was, but no one ever found out who it was. Mad Shitter, if you're reading this, reveal your identity so I can finally win.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:34 pm to Oneforthemoney
"Life is a bucket of shite, with the handles on the inside."
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:39 pm to QuietTiger
I think it was in F&Ms it said:
"I fricked your mom."
Somebody below it wrote:
"Go home dad - you're drunk again."
"I fricked your mom."
Somebody below it wrote:
"Go home dad - you're drunk again."
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:55 pm to caliegeaux
quote:
here i sit
broken hearted
came to shite
but only farted
but now i marinate
in stinky vapor
i finally shite
and got no paper
I've read it
Here I sit
So broken hearted
Tried to shite
But only Farted
Then one day
I took a chance
Tried to fart
And shite my pants.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:57 pm to Oneforthemoney
"Free Obama action figures below"
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:10 pm to Oneforthemoney
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
Signed,
The Janitorial Staff
You batters with short bats please step closer to the plate.
Signed,
The Janitorial Staff
You batters with short bats please step closer to the plate.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:41 pm to Tortious
quote:
I think it was in F&Ms it said:
"I fricked your mom."
Somebody below it wrote:
"Go home dad - you're drunk again."
Yep, that's where I saw it.
Here's one, don't remember where I saw it.
If your pipe is short
Or your pressure is weak
Step up close
Or you'll piss on your feet.
LC
Posted on 6/7/16 at 6:19 am to LongueCarabine
quote:
If your pipe is short Or your pressure is weak Step up close Or you'll piss on your feet.
I seen one similar
If you hose is short
Or you pump is weak
Stand up close
so you don't piss on the seat
Posted on 6/7/16 at 6:23 am to LongueCarabine
quote:
I think it was in F&Ms it said:
quote:
Yep, that's where I saw it.
quote:
LongueCarabine
What's your old arse doing at f&m's?
Posted on 6/7/16 at 6:27 am to SuperSaint
quote:
What's your old arse doing at f&m's?
It was over 20 years ago, dumbass.
News flash, F&M's has been around quite a while, you silly goober. The world didn't begin when you got out of high school and finished sucking on your mama's tit.
LC
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:37 pm to SlowFlowPro
Here I sit in fumes and vapor
Waiting on some toilet paper
How much longer much I linger
Before I'm forced to use my finger?
Waiting on some toilet paper
How much longer much I linger
Before I'm forced to use my finger?
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:08 pm to Oneforthemoney
There once was a guy from Nantucket...
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:19 pm to SaturdayTraditions
They paint these walls to cover my pen
But the shite house poet has struck again
But the shite house poet has struck again
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