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re: Best Bathroom / Portalet wall Poetry

Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:17 am to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423792 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:17 am to
i used to have a pic from OBs with "eat pussy not pills" scrawled on the war
Posted by tsunami11
Bayou Rigaud
Member since Jul 2011
174 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:32 am to
$15 fine for anyone caught eating urinal cakes
Posted by Givens
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:45 am to
"This is the worst chewing-gum I have ever ate!"

-Written on a condom machine at a Pilot in Waldo, FL.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:46 am to
"shite just got real"
Posted by corndogluvr
Folsom
Member since May 2009
183 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:05 am to
Pilgrims with short muskets,
Must stand closer to the target.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11927 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:05 am to
"i'm gonna frick you up like a crab trap"
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6604 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:24 am to


Back when I was at LSU in the late '70s, this quote was written on the ceiling of a restroom in Lockett. Somebody must have had a ladder to write that up there.

At the time, that restroom was kind of famous for the amount of and greatness of the graffiti written on those walls. About once a week I would go in there to check out the graffiti, whether I had to piss or not.
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 11:25 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48863 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:24 am to
I fricked in England and I fricked in France.

I've fricked by choice and I've fricked by chance.

But I will not be happy. I will not be free.

Until I frick John Bel Edwards, like that bastard fricked me.
Posted by SeauxLeauxHeaux
Member since Mar 2014
528 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:30 am to
I believe this used to be on the stall in PF Taylor hall in the 2012-2013 era. Always loved the rebuttal in red
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:58 am to
Mexicans: proof that Indians fricked buffalo.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

I fricked in England and I fricked in France.

I've fricked by choice and I've fricked by chance.

But I will not be happy. I will not be free.

Until I frick John Bel Edwards, like that bastard fricked me.


Fr33's watering hole???
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2344 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:05 pm to
From power hall early nineties:

In times of old
When men were bold
And toilets weren't invented

We left our loads
On side the road
And walked away contented
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9231 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:15 pm to
Back in the 80's I was in some dive bar in Baton Rouge to see The US Times play. It was this seedy, rundown shithole with red velvet wallpaper and decor.

In the bathroom was scrawled my favorite saying:

Eat
frick
Skydive

[ETA] I think it was called "Club Negril".

This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:37 pm to
Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot".
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11842 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:39 pm to
Confucius also say "Man go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"
Posted by Pioneer BS 175
Pcola
Member since Jul 2015
1276 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:41 pm to
Saw this in a port a potty. Drawing of a dude with a tennis racket at the ready and a tennis net. Underneath it said- shitehouse tennis- see other side. Of course I looked and saw the exact same thing.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:44 pm to
I took this picture in a stall in a central park bathroom. Not a poem, but great bathroom art.

Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8323 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:02 pm to
on the stall in a local bar. It was written by 3 different people over time


JESUS SAVES!

..kicks it out to Moses

Moses shoots,

GOAL!



Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2511 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 4:51 pm to
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy

Judge Crater, call your office.
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