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re: Before port-a-John's, what did large events and tailgating look like?

Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:57 pm to
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For cleaning, users shared a community sponge on a stick (tersorium) soaked in vinegar or salt water.

Most historians believe that these were used to clean the area/seat, not something that was used to wipe your arse.
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19388 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:57 pm to
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Just go to Starkville and find out. No way port-a-john technology has reached that backwoods shithole.


Ever been to Baton Rouge? I’ve got some stories to tell you.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74307 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:01 pm to
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Ancient Romans actually had a surprisingly advanced drainage and latrine system. Spectators in the Colosseum used large, communal stone benches positioned over channels of continuously running water.


Kinda like the old piss troughs in the men’s rooms at Jordan-Hare back in the day.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14057 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:02 pm to
shite holes
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:21 pm to
Double post
This post was edited on 7/11/26 at 7:22 pm
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2683 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:22 pm to
Parker Hall one hour before kickoff was a mob scene.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:28 pm to
Pretty sure even in Ancient Rome those places had bathrooms.

Maybe not running water, but troughs and stalls with a hole in a board to sit on. Bathrooms date back to 3,000 BC in the Indus Valley and Mesopotamia where buildings had bathrooms made of brick with pottery pipe leading to municipal drainage systems. It’s not a modern concept. First flushing toilet was invented in 1596. Widely adopted in mid 1800s. So I’m sure stadiums in the early 1900s had a form of restroom or port a John’s.
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:29 pm to
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sitting on a public toilet seat.


Who does this?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103488 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:31 pm to
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Man that communal sponge…. I just can’t even. I don’t even like sitting on a public toilet seat.


It’s all relative based on one’s knowledge and available tech. Just like we can’t comprehend living in the south in the 1800s with no AC.

When you don’t know of a better way, then that way is the best way. At the time that was probably relatively sanitary
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103488 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:33 pm to
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Who does this?


Depends on where and how bad I got to go.

Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8072 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:38 pm to
I can’t remember how many times I pissed between/on houses and cars during Mardi Gras.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33919 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:40 pm to
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5140 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:42 pm to
State Capital dragway used to have a cinder block building. You pissed against the wall. They had a little cement bump on the floor that funneled and the piss out a missing cinder block in the wall.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8811 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:50 pm to
Galvanized trough 12”x18”x20’ with three drains and a rusty 1 1/2” pipe running the length, dripping water into trough.
Typically a receiver of urine, cigarette butts and the occasional Jim beam miniature.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2683 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 7:58 pm to
A humbling experience for a young boy.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8811 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:31 pm to
Going to games with Dad came with a price.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2386 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:53 pm to
Became a frequent user/visitor in North Stadium dorm back in the day.
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
1765 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 10:12 pm to
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Man that communal sponge…. I just can’t even. I don’t even like sitting on a public toilet seat.


I recently watched a history channel special about the logistics of marching legions of Roman soldiers great distances.

Sanitation was a big deal, as marching thousands of men hundreds of miles involved managing a lot of crap. And they were of course concerned about disease.

While the Legion was on the March, they had long wagons with no floor and a bench the men would sit on and just crap on the road as they went. Each wagon had a bucket full of vinegar and that communal sponge on a stick.

When they ran out of vinegar, as would sometimes happen on longer treks, they used salt water from the sea, or just regular old river water.

When they finally made camp somewhere, they would use a similar set up, except instead of the wagon they would put the bench over an open pit.

Now you have a lot to be thankful for next time you take a dump in a modern toilet, wipe your arse with some Downy, in flesh the nasty stuff away.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15336 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 11:09 pm to
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Who does this?


People who are in public and need to shite.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134920 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 12:37 am to
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Now you have a lot to be thankful for next time you take a dump in a modern toilet, wipe your arse with some Downy, in flesh the nasty stuff away.



Right? I don't even feel clean anymore without a bidet.

We live in such relative luxury.

There used be people called "dungmen" or "night-soilmen" who would come in wagons to haul everyone's shite away. And that was advanced.

Just think, your arse is cleaner than a Victorian queen's.
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