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Before port-a-John's, what did large events and tailgating look like?

Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:42 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134920 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:42 pm
Was it just a bunch of people pissing and shitting in bushes like pajeets?

Were there wooden outhouses around stadiums? Buckets? Did everyone just hold it until they got to an actual plumbed bathroom?

I mean, the Circus Maximus held more people than Tiger Stadium



So in a couple thousand years they surely had something figured out. Outhouses on trailers? Holes in the ground?


Anyone around remember what it was like before tons of port-a-potties?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105738 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:45 pm to
At LSU the buildings were open and people used the public restrooms because they didnt act like savages.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30121 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:46 pm to
Circus Maximus and Coliseum had troughs.

Sixty-six toilets and urinals in the ancient city of Rome: sanitary, urbanistic, and social agency

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Location of comfort stations escalate to the level mass-evacuation with the urinals documented at the Colosseum and the Circus Maximus. Elisa Cella and Gemma Jansen present the preserved urinals of the Colosseum (cat. 19-21), consisting of gutters located on the inboard side of the corridors behind the seating areas and having a total length of 1260 meters (fig. 3). No evidence of wooden or stone privacy barriers survives, leading one to imagine the potentially shocking spectacle of the masses standing or squatting to urinate. Marialetiza Buonfiglio’s entry on the urinal locations in the Circus Maximus provides a useful plan and reconstructs its urinals and their drain systems (cat. 26-28, figs. 7 and 9). She proposes that it was normal—more than in other spaces—to relieve oneself along one of these gutters (cat. 26-28, fig. 9). Beyond Rome, Cella and Jansen cite the long stretches of gutter urinals in the amphitheater at Pozzuoli, whereas Buonfiglio finds a parallel in the theater at Teano.
This post was edited on 7/11/26 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158538 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:46 pm to
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Ancient Romans actually had a surprisingly advanced drainage and latrine system. Spectators in the Colosseum used large, communal stone benches positioned over channels of continuously running water. For cleaning, users shared a community sponge on a stick (tersorium) soaked in vinegar or salt water.
TD needs to talk more about slit trenches
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2983 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:47 pm to
Trees.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158538 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:53 pm to
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port-a-John's
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Here's Johnny Portable Toilets is famously known for a landmark 1983 legal case, Carson v. Here's Johnny Portable Toilets, Inc. Late-night host Johnny Carson successfully sued the company for infringing on his right of publicity by using his catchphrase and a pun ("The World's Foremost Commodian").The Landmark LawsuitIn 1976, Earl Braxton founded "Here's Johnny Portable Toilets, Inc." in Michigan. The company explicitly chose the name and its tagline—The World's Foremost Commodian—to capitalize on Johnny Carson's immense fame as the host of The Tonight Show

Johnny Carson never registered the phrase as a trademark himself, but he sued the company for invading his right of publicity. After a long legal battle, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit ruled in Carson's favor. The court established that celebrities possess the right to control the commercial use of their identity, even if it involves a catchphrase rather than their actual name.The Long-Term ImpactThe case remains a staple in American law schools for intellectual property and torts classes, specifically regarding the "right of publicity". Decades later, in 2010, the company founder attempted to register "Here's Johnny" as a trademark with the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. The board denied the request, enforcing the original 1977 injunction and cementing the legal protection of Carson's identity.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79313 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 5:56 pm to
Just go to Starkville and find out. No way port-a-john technology has reached that backwoods shithole.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73380 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:05 pm to
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For cleaning, users shared a community sponge on a stick


Eww.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8647 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:15 pm to
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At LSU the buildings were open and people used the public restrooms because they didnt act like savages.


Same thing at Auburn.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134920 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:22 pm to
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used, large, communal






What are the LLotOT?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21480 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:25 pm to
I dont think people ate as much and were more active. Less poopin
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21295 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:29 pm to
World's largest outdoor cocktail party used to smell like new orleans, until the first rain.
This post was edited on 7/11/26 at 6:31 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20158 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:33 pm to
People were respectful and used public facilities like civilized folks and didn’t F it up for everyone and clog toilets
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5929 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:35 pm to
Slit trench always worked…
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
5349 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

At LSU the buildings were open and people used the public restrooms because they didnt act like savages.
David Pollack ruined this.
Posted by Underwood
Member since Dec 2022
1726 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Was it just a bunch of people pissing and shitting in bushes like pajeets?

Were there wooden outhouses around stadiums? Buckets? Did everyone just hold it until they got to an actual plumbed bathroom?

I mean, the Circus Maximus held more people than Tiger Stadium



frick yeah, the good ole days, relieving oneself wherever I choose. 'Rome
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151191 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:44 pm to
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Anyone around remember what it was like before tons of port-a-potties?
777Tiger and Kafka were around before indoor plumbing was common, ask them
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24968 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2346 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:53 pm to
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Same thing at Auburn.


until they weren't.


In the name of "security" of course.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15336 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:55 pm to
Man that communal sponge…. I just can’t even. I don’t even like sitting on a public toilet seat.
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