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Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to
Posted by chillbaw
Member since Mar 2017
115 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to
Do NOT follow your jawline with the beard. It looks dumb. You need to let it go lower on the neck for it to hold right and get thick.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:09 pm to
Your facial hair is a pussy. Give it up, or you'll look like a tard. Some people don't have enough testosterone to grow a beard.

Who calls stubble growing a beard? And why did it take you two months to get stubble? My shite gets like 3/4" long after two months
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34766 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:12 pm to
Ahhh.. the old 'look like I don't care about my beard' but in all actuality you care a whole lot
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13138 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

NOT follow your jawline with the beard. It looks dumb. You need to let it go lower on the neck for it to hold right and get thick.


Yup. I keep mine somewhat trimmed, but it tucks under your jawline. That area can get really long and thick without looking crazy. If it gets too long on my cheeks or sides it starts sticking out all crazy.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
41967 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:14 pm to
Considering I have to trim my beard back down to 7mm every three days and your shite is still blochy for two months now. You should just shave and give it up
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7895 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:19 pm to
A) Keep growing. Since its patchy, you'll have to grow out the shorter hairs till they are the length you want the entire beard to be. And then trim it all back.

B) You're 20, so this might sound strange, you probably have NOT reached peak beard growing ability yet. A large % of guys can't grow out a good one till around age 25ish. If the hair follicles are there, but simply short now, they will eventually grow longer, and should eventually start growing faster.

C) The mustache corners will probably never come in 100%. That usually means to you no hair there. Sorry bro. FWIW, I have a very similar issue, full beard that's maybe 4 to 5 inches long and almost zilch where the two meet at the corners

Can you post a picture of the beard style you're wanting?
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
61200 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:22 pm to
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Ah, the Kip Winger.


I was thinking about him the other day. You think he's at a casino somewhere in south Mississippi as a 50-year-old singing "Seventeen?"
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104230 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:00 pm to
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Considering both my older brothers have full beards, its in my genes


Your failure to grow a beard can only mean one of two things then.

1. You're adopted.

2. Your mom was sleeping around on your dad.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58731 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:09 pm to
I know it's already been posted, but let me reiterate that if it hasn't come in after two months, it ain't gonna happen.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28698 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:31 pm to
I found shampooing mine helped it thicken up.

My moustache is super white trashy until it's the only hair on my face.

Then all testhosterone in my body seemingly is directed toward it. Tom selleck would weep with jealousy.
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13759 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:41 pm to
Here's a tip, if anyone asks if you're trying to grow a beard shave it off and try again later.

Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5730 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:09 pm to
Be sure to keep the neck pubes.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
33501 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Considering both my older brothers have full beards, its in my genes


considering youve been growing it for 2 months and its still not full and its blotchy, I really dont think it matters what your brothers have.

Both of my brothers are 6'5" and Im 5'11".... what your brothers have doesnt mean jack shite


and what the frick is a "stubble beard"? You know thats not a thing right? You either have a stubble, or a beard...


You have a lot of manning the frick up to do kid
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted by Kafkas father
Member since Aug 2016
1124 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Any tips?


Hormones

Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
21274 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:57 pm to
shave
Posted by TexasTiger
Katy TX
Member since Sep 2003
5334 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 3:06 pm to
Biotin 1000mg
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 5:20 am to
With great beard comes great responsibility.

I haven't shaved in 2017.Last beard I grew was black.This one is 65% white.

OP,you may have to wait a few years.I'm 55.At 20 I would have had some weird patchy whiskers.
This post was edited on 3/25/17 at 5:31 am
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15124 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 5:40 am to
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1664 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 5:56 am to
Get you some emu oil. Rub that shite all over your baby face.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 3/25/17 at 6:11 am to
quote:

.Last beard I grew was black.This one is 65% white.


When I grow one, dam thing is pure white. My stache is pure thick white. Got to whack on it once a week. Been sporting a stache from when I was 19. :lol:
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