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re: Beard tips
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to LlyodChristmas
Posted on 3/24/17 at 11:44 am to LlyodChristmas
Do NOT follow your jawline with the beard. It looks dumb. You need to let it go lower on the neck for it to hold right and get thick.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:09 pm to LlyodChristmas
Your facial hair is a pussy. Give it up, or you'll look like a tard. Some people don't have enough testosterone to grow a beard.
Who calls stubble growing a beard? And why did it take you two months to get stubble? My shite gets like 3/4" long after two months
Who calls stubble growing a beard? And why did it take you two months to get stubble? My shite gets like 3/4" long after two months
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:12 pm to LlyodChristmas
Ahhh.. the old 'look like I don't care about my beard' but in all actuality you care a whole lot
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:12 pm to chillbaw
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NOT follow your jawline with the beard. It looks dumb. You need to let it go lower on the neck for it to hold right and get thick.
Yup. I keep mine somewhat trimmed, but it tucks under your jawline. That area can get really long and thick without looking crazy. If it gets too long on my cheeks or sides it starts sticking out all crazy.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:14 pm to LlyodChristmas
Considering I have to trim my beard back down to 7mm every three days and your shite is still blochy for two months now. You should just shave and give it up
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:19 pm to LlyodChristmas
A) Keep growing. Since its patchy, you'll have to grow out the shorter hairs till they are the length you want the entire beard to be. And then trim it all back.
B) You're 20, so this might sound strange, you probably have NOT reached peak beard growing ability yet. A large % of guys can't grow out a good one till around age 25ish. If the hair follicles are there, but simply short now, they will eventually grow longer, and should eventually start growing faster.
C) The mustache corners will probably never come in 100%. That usually means to you no hair there. Sorry bro. FWIW, I have a very similar issue, full beard that's maybe 4 to 5 inches long and almost zilch where the two meet at the corners
Can you post a picture of the beard style you're wanting?
B) You're 20, so this might sound strange, you probably have NOT reached peak beard growing ability yet. A large % of guys can't grow out a good one till around age 25ish. If the hair follicles are there, but simply short now, they will eventually grow longer, and should eventually start growing faster.
C) The mustache corners will probably never come in 100%. That usually means to you no hair there. Sorry bro. FWIW, I have a very similar issue, full beard that's maybe 4 to 5 inches long and almost zilch where the two meet at the corners
Can you post a picture of the beard style you're wanting?
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:22 pm to maximum overdrive
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Ah, the Kip Winger.
I was thinking about him the other day. You think he's at a casino somewhere in south Mississippi as a 50-year-old singing "Seventeen?"

Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:00 pm to LlyodChristmas
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Considering both my older brothers have full beards, its in my genes
Your failure to grow a beard can only mean one of two things then.
1. You're adopted.
2. Your mom was sleeping around on your dad.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:09 pm to LlyodChristmas
I know it's already been posted, but let me reiterate that if it hasn't come in after two months, it ain't gonna happen.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:31 pm to LlyodChristmas
I found shampooing mine helped it thicken up.
My moustache is super white trashy until it's the only hair on my face.
Then all testhosterone in my body seemingly is directed toward it. Tom selleck would weep with jealousy.
My moustache is super white trashy until it's the only hair on my face.
Then all testhosterone in my body seemingly is directed toward it. Tom selleck would weep with jealousy.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:41 pm to LlyodChristmas
Here's a tip, if anyone asks if you're trying to grow a beard shave it off and try again later.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:09 pm to LlyodChristmas
Be sure to keep the neck pubes.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:27 pm to LlyodChristmas
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Considering both my older brothers have full beards, its in my genes
considering youve been growing it for 2 months and its still not full and its blotchy, I really dont think it matters what your brothers have.
Both of my brothers are 6'5" and Im 5'11".... what your brothers have doesnt mean jack shite

and what the frick is a "stubble beard"? You know thats not a thing right? You either have a stubble, or a beard...
You have a lot of manning the frick up to do kid
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 3/24/17 at 2:42 pm to LlyodChristmas
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Any tips?
Hormones
Posted on 3/25/17 at 5:20 am to LlyodChristmas
With great beard comes great responsibility.
I haven't shaved in 2017.Last beard I grew was black.This one is 65% white.
OP,you may have to wait a few years.I'm 55.At 20 I would have had some weird patchy whiskers.

I haven't shaved in 2017.Last beard I grew was black.This one is 65% white.
OP,you may have to wait a few years.I'm 55.At 20 I would have had some weird patchy whiskers.
This post was edited on 3/25/17 at 5:31 am
Posted on 3/25/17 at 5:56 am to LlyodChristmas
Get you some emu oil. Rub that shite all over your baby face.
Posted on 3/25/17 at 6:11 am to tidalmouse
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.Last beard I grew was black.This one is 65% white.
When I grow one, dam thing is pure white.



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