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re: Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?

Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:08 am to
Was that map created by China?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52961 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:12 am to
Chinese Ballon and Nordstream pipeline, FEMA nuclear target map. Are they trying to tell us something?
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1780 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:16 am to
Looks like I’m moving to Idaho..
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28240 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:19 am to


How is that any different than today in Thibadeaux when the sugar cane fields are burned.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18586 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:21 am to
So BR is not only, in the top 10 in murder cities, but also the top nuclear bomb spot?

Congrats! BR doing it big these days.

We even made news for a down town car jacking the other day trying to be like Nola.

Freaking moving and shaking
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4923 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:36 am to
Live about 8 miles as a crow flies from the Air Force Base in Warner Robins so I’m fricked either way, but in the 2k scenario them blowing up Macon Ga will be an improvement for that area.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18157 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:39 am to
we are in the same boat sir
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
11187 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:48 am to
no surprise here....screwed. All the plants in SWLA is an easy target.
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
8667 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 9:54 am to
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Barksdale would be first target in Louisiana.




There was a North Korean propaganda video a few years ago showing off an intercontinental missile they were developing and the damn simulation had the missile striking Barksdale
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3981 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:03 am to
Live north of Dallas…we are toast
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101712 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:11 am to
I’d be caught between about 3 strikes (BR, River Bend Nuclear, one more facility in West Feliciana) in a 2000 warhead scenario and 1 in a 500 warhead scenario.

And given the relative lack of wind in and around here, that fallout wouldn’t be dispersing anywhere.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15675 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:17 am to
Cheyenne mountain will not be a mountain anymore.

I assume the other clusters to the north of there are our ICBM silos? I mean what has Montana and North Dakota ever done to receive that kind of shitshow.

Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15675 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:19 am to
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I'm not sure there's enough strategic value in Demopolis, AL that it warrants a nuclear strike.


Maybe the dam? Cause flooding downstream and shutdown barges?

Other than that I know of nothing there. Maybe it has a secret CIA facility next to Mr. G's Pizza.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15675 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:24 am to
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Yellowstone (NW Wyoming) / NE Idaho looks like the place. Maybe SW Colorado also.

Winters are brutal though.




You would need to spend every available minute during spring and summer cutting enough firewood (with an axe no doubt) to survive that winter.
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
8159 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:25 am to
I'd tell them to save their hard-earned money and scratch Jackson, MS off the list. The locals destroyed that city on their own.
Posted by NewBR
Member since Sep 2008
768 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:30 am to
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So 2000 warheads targets Angola? frick that rodeo and craft show


You take out the Old River Control Structure and you really don't need to waste any nukes on south Louisiana. The Mississippi River would be useless, and most of it flooded.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
2898 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:55 am to
Least likely to be nuked, Taft....

Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
1835 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:06 am to
I’m about 10 miles north of Barksdale AFB….at least we wouldn’t suffer.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8873 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:08 am to
If 2,000 hit us everyone is screwed. Who would want to survive that?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16305 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:17 am to
quote:

You would need to spend every available minute during spring and summer cutting enough firewood (with an axe no doubt) to survive that winter.
What would really suck is having an Instagram-worthy bod but no one left to admire it.
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 11:17 am
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