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re: Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?

Posted on 2/10/23 at 6:42 am to
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
11141 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 6:42 am to
In a triangle which is good for me! I'd rather go instantly with the initial explosion than trying to live in the aftermath..
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1847 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 6:54 am to
F@cked
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16086 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:02 am to
I'd say South Dakota would be a pretty safe area to move to but i'd rather take the direct hit from the nuke.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4016 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:03 am to
Where and What the survivors will look like.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:04 am to
How's upstate Michigan in the winter? Looks like a safe place to live. How's the demographics and culture?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59164 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:05 am to
They’re not gonna hit louisiana, this is the worlds largest fema camp
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:06 am to
I'm guessing the heavy black concentrations in the middle of no where are our ICBMs.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:06 am to
I'm getting a direct hit but that's fine....no suffering, just over
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:13 am to
Well then we find out it was the fifth balloon. But it was the only one the public saw so it was shot down. They didn't say what happened to the others they tracked.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34219 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:29 am to
Thats pretty embarrassing for FEMA

The map shows the England Air Base area in Rapides Parish getting a 2K nuke. The same size as the Fort Polk and Barksdale nukes

However, England Air Base permanently closed in 1992. It was in all the papers
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4016 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:34 am to
On the bright side it looks like a solution to the crime/election map.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
37983 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:37 am to
I’m good cause Russia might have half a dozen working intercontinental missles. So I think I’m good in lake Charles
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299000 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:39 am to
quote:

How's upstate Michigan in the winter?


Snowy, but usually powdery, not slush.

quote:

Looks like a safe place to live. How's the demographics and culture?


Pretty heavenly. If they had real mountains it would be something I could consider.
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
2100 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:40 am to
That guy should still be wearing shrimp boots.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:42 am to
I'd rather just die than live through an event like this
Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2992 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:42 am to
Damn what did Monroe ever do to anybody?
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:46 am to
New Orleans has already basically been nuked
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
12824 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?
Probably pretty safe actually since it’s FEMA and the map will undoubtedly be incorrect
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55909 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:49 am to
You could take out several plants along Miss River and take out the levee system which would wipe out from Baton Rouge to the coast
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
12846 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 7:52 am to
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Thats pretty embarrassing for FEMA

I’m not convinced FEMA actually produced this.

The first place I can find this map anywhere online is in a 2002 article titled “Projected US Casualties and Destruction of US Medical Services from Attacks by Russian Nuclear Forces,” published in Medicine & Global Survival.

The caption under the map says “map courtesy Natural Resources Defense Council.” NRDC is an environmental advocacy non-profit. This appears to be something they developed. I suspect the inclusion of “FEMA” in the map’s “sources” caption simply means they used some amount of FEMA data to create the target list. It’s (possibly intentionally) misleading.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so.

Another fun fact I’ve uncovered while researching this map: The 2,000 warhead scenario represents a first strike against the US, while the 500 warhead scenario represents a retaliatory strike under MAD principles.

If you’re going to launch a first strike against the US, your goal is likely to cripple our ability to respond. So you hit places like the ICBM fields up north, military bases, industrial centers, etc.

If you’re launching a retaliatory strike you don’t really care about hitting our ICBM fields as we’ve already launched. You also likely have less warheads available, as presumably our first strike took out a lot of those assets. So you’re launching a reduced number of warheads with the goal of inflicting as much pain as possible - meaning large population centers.

At least that’s the logic of the folks who generated the map. Whether that’s actually representative of Russian doctrine is a matter of debate; I have no idea.
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