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Aussie marsupials are having so much sex they are literally killing themselves
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:26 pm
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They are small, mice-like critters known for their marathon mating sessions, which can last up to 14 hours. And that may be their undoing.
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During mating season, which lasts for several weeks each year, males and females move frantically from one mate to another. There's no courtship, just sex -- with as many partners as possible.
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To some dudes, this might sound like a dream. But it's all so exhausting for the males that they typically die four or five days after the breeding season ends, according to Andrew Baker, head of a research team that has discovered five new species of antechinus since 2012.
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:28 pm to Tigerbait357
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known for their marathon mating sessions, which can last up to 14 hours
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:34 pm to Tigerbait357
BE WARNED ALL OF YOU MEN WHO MASTURBATE !!
If you become too fond of this self-abuse, you will be Reincarnated as one of these horny little creatures.
If you become too fond of this self-abuse, you will be Reincarnated as one of these horny little creatures.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:37 pm to Tigerbait357
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marathon mating sessions, which can last up to 14 hours
I can’t even stay awake during the day for 14 hours straight
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:38 pm to TheChosenOne
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:40 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:40 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:41 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:43 pm to Tigerbait357
Which probably explains why I am alive and well.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:43 pm to Tigerbait357
I mean, just what is left in this world after a 14 hour mega orgy.
An orgy season so intense there have been about 1 new species discovered each year since 2012.
An orgy season so intense there have been about 1 new species discovered each year since 2012.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:49 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:53 pm to Tigerbait357
Dammit!!
I had narrowed down my two scholarship choices to LSU and AMU (Australia Marsupial Univ). And I chose LSU
I'm kicking myself, right now
I had narrowed down my two scholarship choices to LSU and AMU (Australia Marsupial Univ). And I chose LSU
I'm kicking myself, right now
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:54 pm to Tigerbait357
Best way to die
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:55 am to Tigerbait357
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 12:56 am
Posted on 5/16/18 at 1:53 am to Tigerbait357
Have peptides been mentioned yet?
Cause,
Peptides.
Cause,
Peptides.
Posted on 5/16/18 at 2:54 am to RobbBobb
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had narrowed down my two scholarship choices to LSU and AMU (Australia Marsupial Univ). And I chose LSU
I'm kicking myself, right now
Because... you want to frick these mice?
Dude, just take a trip down under during mating season. Tell your parents it is a mission trip so they pay for it.
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 2:55 am
Posted on 5/16/18 at 5:17 am to Tigerbait357
Just one more example of a social group where men do all the work and women live longer.
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:25 am to Tigerbait357
This just sounds like the typical college campus back in the 1980's, before AIDS and at the end of the Sexual Revolution (everyone won that revolution btw!).
How's staring at those little phone screens all day working out for you all nowadays?
How's staring at those little phone screens all day working out for you all nowadays?
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:39 am to Tigerbait357
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But it's all so exhausting for the males that they typically die four or five days after the breeding season ends
i will live a long life
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